a fat girl, or one who could stand to lose a few pounds
Sharon used to be thin in highschool, but she drank too much at college and now she's a thick burger.
by William Braskey March 25, 2008
An erection: a long lasting hard on.
Fuck, dude, I got a massive thick burger at work today passin' these two hotties. Shit was beast.
by Heika May 09, 2008
Any variety of the no-showering, mustard-chugging, brick wall-fighting people who look like the white Mr. T.
What's up dog? Did you see Steve last night? He drank a handle of Captain's and headbutted a mirror. I almost died because I locked him out of the kitchen. What a thickburger.
by dubchee September 10, 2006