Means quite literally, queer cream. Queer being the base word. Queem is splooge from a gay guy or a lesbian. Word created June 3, 2004.
Oh my god, Brantley just queemed all over Garrett's face. Garrett is such a cum dumpster
1. & 2. A sappy story about homosexuals.
Can be a book or a tv series or a movie.
3. You can also call a person harlequeenie.
1. A tv series called Queer As Folk can be described as a harlequeenie
2. Anime called Gravitation is also a harlequeenie
3. Like, oh my god Brett, stop being such a harlequeenie and grow up.
Collective name for any group of lightweight bitches who nurse the same beer all night or warehouse beer like it ain't no thing. Members of this club often resort to faking drunk to not seem like a pussy in front of real drinkers.
Derives its name from a ridiculous book series for little girls.
Timmy: "Oh man, I'm SOOOOO wasted! I must have had at least 20 beers tonight!"
Steve: "Yeah, right! I've seen you warehousing like a mofo all night!"
Timmy: "Well what I mean is I took 15 shots before I even came here."
Matt: (mocking Timmy) "RING, RING, RING! Hello...babysitters club! Timmy speaking! Oh of course I can babysit your beer tonight, Mrs. Johnson...but I can only handle one. If I get two beers in me I usually puke my pants. OK, sounds great. Toodles!"
everybody, whether they want to admit it or not.
"i went through this whole quandary--am i gay? am i straight? then i realized, no, i'm just a slut. where's MY fucking parade?"
"i helped my best friend shop for cocktail dresses. she looked pretty sexy in all of them, but i told her to get the one that's cut low in the back."
"why is it always so awkward in the locker room? oh, because everyone on the varsity football team is a flaming bisexual."
when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.
"Ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"
Pretty much the gayest band ever. All they sing about is how their girlfriends dumped them or how life sucks. Also they lack musical talent. The lead singer can't keep a tune, his voice is that of a pubescent 12 year. I honestly think his voice cracked 98 times during dance dance. Also the instrumentals are horrible. Why, oh, why, do those losesrs buy expensive gibson sg's, fender p bass' and tama drums if alls they do is play some power chords layered with a beginners bass riff and a simple drum beat, then add the horrible vocals. Honestly, I could drag nails over a chalk board and sound better them.
Fallout boy is honestly the worst band ever, in my opinion, in 12 years everyone will forget about them and they'll be sitting in the streets of chicago begging for money.
Fallout boy fan: O my god you loser face!!! your just jealous cause your music hasnt been good since the 80's
No, but i do know music when i hear it, and fallout boy fits more in the category of a steaming pile of shit.
stereotype that a girl who has not taken lesbian 101 has not yet had a real lesbian experience. the stereotype is that the first time a girl really goes for another girl they will fall ridiculiously head over heels in love/infatuation, mixing up the pleasure of having sex with a girl/being in a female relationship/having a crush on a girl with being with THAT specific girl. especially a problem when one girl/lesbian/bi/queer female seduces/becomes involved with/is accused of seducing a girl who's never done anything with a girl before. ties into the joke: "what do lesbians bring on a second date? a uhaul." in that girls who are completing lesbian 101 may fall prone to overcommitment in the excitement of experiencing their first lesbian love. although sometimes lesbian 101 experiences can work out, like it's heterosexual counter part "frist love" it typically ends passionately and messily. completing lesbian 101 does not mean that you will major in women's studies, or to put it bluntly, become a lesbian.
jamie: hey amie! i hear you've got a moho girlfriend now, how's that workin out?
amie: oh my god she's amaaaaaaaaazing! i love her so much! i mean i know we've only been 3 days but i know she's the one! she, like, completes me! i've already picked out the name of our adopted children! and god is the sex mind blowing!!!
jamie:... dude, you are totally taking lesbian 101. have fun with that...
julie: yeah, so i really like this new chick lucy but uh...i'm afraid she hasn't taken lesbian 101, and i totally don't want to mess with that, you know?