| 1. | 1/2 Prince | ||
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A manga that can't make up it's mind on whether it's Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, or Korean. There is still debate as to it's origins. 1/2 Prince was originally a novel, adopted into manga form. It is staged in the future, and is about a girl who is provoked by her brother into playing a virtual reality game (in which you actually exist in the game) so she can prove girls are not as weak as he says. Because she is the first player, the creators of the game - on her request - change her character into a boy. Her avatar is extremely hot (known as a bishie) and imidiately attracts attention from the female community. The manga continues, focusing on Prince's (the main character's name in-game) growing popularity and his/her growing, soap opera-esque social issues. God, 1/2 Prince is so much like my life; I'm a transexual with a gay guy and a confused cousin of mine trying to get with me.
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| 2. | The 1 and 1/2's | ||
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Liquid Poo. A mixture of solid and liquids forming a runny mess. See you guys later, I have to go to the bathroom.
How long are you going to be are you going #1 or #2? The 1 and 1/2's. |
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| 3. | 1, 2, 3, FIVE | ||
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when you do something really stupid but are oblivious to it at the time.
it all started when my dopey friend listed something as 1) 2) 3) 5) without realising, because she's an idiot :) an example of "1, 2, 3, FIVE"
nida: and i told him i thought the moon was made of cheese! how stupid!! me: yehh obvs! that was soo 1,2,3, FIVE |
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| 4. | The 1 - 4 scale | ||
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The 1 - 4 scale was devised by several brilliant minds who grew increasingly frustrated with the inherent subjectivity of rating women on a 1-10 scale of fuckability. Hence, the 1 - 4 scale was created to avoid the dubious, yet frequent dilemma of distinguishing between a "9" an 8.4" a "3.4" etc. The genius of the 1 -4 scale is that it employs a categorical, objective system generally agreed upon by most heterosexual males (and lipstick lesbians, not the butch ones).
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Without further ado, here is the breakdown of categories: A "1": This category is designated for females who you un-mistakenably, undoubtedly, and unabashedly would not have sex with, even in your most inebriated, depressed and lonely state. The "1" is generally characterized by the lethal combination of an ugly face, extreme obesity and very low self-confidence. The "2": This category is interesting because a lot more variables come into play here. The "2" is agreed upon to be generally unattractive however due to a variety of circumstances (i.e. shes a butter face, decent face with a fat body, or you have a fetish for 14 year old Malaysian prostitutes), you will have sex with her if you are drunk enough. The key here is that nobody finds out. You make sure you keep this one to yourself. The "3": Simultaneously the easiest, yet most problematic category to define. The "3", very broadly put, is a legitimately attractive female who you would unashamedly have sex with. The "3" is worthy o... |
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| 5. | The Avengers | ||
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The Avengers (2012) is the culmination of a long term plan by Marvel to bring the Avengers to the big screen.Here are some facts and figures about the film: more...
1.First "big screen" adaptation of Marvel's the Avengers. 2.First Marvel film to make 1 billion dollars. 3.The original Avengers were created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby and consisted of: Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Ant-Man, and Wasp. 4.First "big screen" fight involving Thor and Iron Man. 5.First "big screen" fight involving Black Widow and Hawkeye. 6.First "big screen" appearance of Thanos.He appears in a brief scene during the end credits of the film 7.First film by Marvel Studios to feature 2 post-credits scenes.The first scene features Thanos and The Other; the second scene features the Avengers eating at a restaurant in silence.This second post-credits scene appears to have been included in the United States release of the film, and not the UK and Europe. 8.Thor v Hulk: The fight involving Thor and the Hulk in the Avengers is NOT the first time it's happened.The first "live action" fight happened in the 1988 TV movie, The Incredible Hulk Returns. 9.The Avengers (2012) is NOT the first superhero crossover.One contender for that honour probably goes to the 1960s TV series Batman, whereby The Green Hornet and Kato visit Gotham City to track down a criminal, and consequently run into Batman and Robin. 10.The Avengers (2012) is currently the highest grossing comic book movie to date. |
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| 6. | baby's momma | ||
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the mother of your illegitimate, and usually accidental, baby. Usually resulting from misplaced 'skeet' (see: sperm, ejaculation, pulling out).
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A new trend or uprising fashion statement of modern 'gangstas'. More and more, baby's momma's are like the flat brimmed hat or diamond-plated teeth of todays thugs, regarded highly for the purpose of bragging rights. Baby mommas are often mistreated with the knowledge that, being tainted, she is yours for life and will never leave your side. Even after vigorous 'teaching' and respect' (see: bitch slap) she will remain there with you through thick and thin. Those who have baby mommas are usually seen comparing both the looks and 'booty' of said mommas. Lately, even ballers, and shot callers have been joining into this trend. Phrases such as "i gotta pay my baby momma alimony," and "who's that? oh that's just my baby momma," have become increasingly popular with the younger generation. |
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| 7. | Ooping the J | ||
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A sex move.
This occurs with two males and a lovely female. Male 1 is choking his chicken til he's ready to splurt. Male 2 runs into the room when Male 1 yells, "We've got an Oopertunity!" Female 1 opens her mouth, as she is the basket. Male 1 shoots, in the air, Male 2 slams down the shot into Female 2's hoop. These can be alley-oops, 3-pointers, or foul shots if the Female was acting a little rough Damn Aaron, Yashira has such a big mouth, wanna Oop the J?
Kenny broke the glass after slamming and Ooping that J! Tom, Dennis, and Claire were Ooping the J when Tom's mom came into the room and rejected the shot! Sick.. |
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