someone who is obsessed with twilight
they may wear twilight things or spend more than $20 on things like twilight bracelets and most school supplies are covered with "i heart twilight"
person 1: omg look at her she is such a twilightian
person2: i kno shes even wearing a twilight hair band!!
Twilight is probably one of the easiest books to read. It is written in a language so simple with a plot so dull that a third grader from Mexico can comprehend it.
Basically a vampire foodfight, it is a novel that seems to be aimed at fifth or sixth graders.
This book was then made into a PG-13 movie that was as enjoyable as lacerating your own eyeballs with a sharpened piece of rusted tin.
"The book was the best book in the world, everyone should buy it"
-typical teenage highschool girl
"I saw twilight and felt out of place, the movie theater was full of thirteen year olds. There could've been younger audiences but it was PG-13."
Stephenie Meyer's book series for teenage girls. The first novel was good distracting trash reading with excellent mind-candy (Edward and his vampires) but ultimately spawned three increasingly crappy follow-ups. The main character and protagonist is Bella Swan, who lives in the middle of nowhere, Oregon (modern day), and is 16-18 throughout the series.more...
Despite being the narrator, Bella cannot be considered the heroine, or even a likable character, to due her frequent acts of falling in front of cars, throwing herself off cliffs, threatening suicide, and other dumb shit.
She has the typical "not your normal teenage girl" qualities, like clumsiness, academic intelligence, bookreading, and other traits that supposedly distinguish her from her peers. For example, she jokes that she is an "albino" and even reveals her knowledge of the word "misogynistic" (so witty! so clever!) but really, is overall an empty shell in which any other teenage girl can project her personality into and "identify" with. Also bears an uncanny resemblance to the books' author, Stephenie Meyer. Twilight would be a hell of a lot more readable without her running around, shrieking, fainting, and having seizures all over the place, and generally screwing things up.
She falls in love with the hot, mysterious guy at her school, and naturally, the hot guy becomes obsessed with her. His name is Edward, he's a vampire, and he craves her blood, which creates a fascinating dynamic between them, but ...
Twilight originals are people who read the book twilight before the movie was made. They read and loved twilight before it was famous.
Twilight, Bella, Edward, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Twilight originals.
It is an extremely popular novel about a teenage girl, Bella, who falls in love with a vampire, Edward. Their essential conflict with their mad passion and Edward's instincts to kill is complicated further when a blood thirsty vampire latches onto Bella's trail and attempts to kill her. Insanely popular, it is now a major motion picture. I have read the book and seen the movie and both are illiterate pulp. It may also be used to refer to the series, which at this point includes Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Rumors are that a new book called Midnight Sun will be released at the earliest possibility.
Fangirl: OMG have you seen Twilight yet?! I read the book like fifteen times!
a female that has usually never read the books and only saw the movie (couldve read the book and saw the movie but still the term "twilight bitch" is determined by the following behavior): acts like it's the biggest deal ever, thinks that Edward is the hottest thing since shaved pubes, buys thousands of dollars of twilight memorabilla, gets hair done like Bella in hopes of getting ass rammed by a rabinous vampire, and hates anyone who didn't see the movie, Twilight Bitch will soon over-populate the scenes (scene kids, scenesters, scenexcore, etc...) which overpopulated the emo kids after the popularity of Oli Sykes and Craig Mabbit rose to dangerous levels, which over-populated the goths which over-populated the punks, etc...
Izzy: eww have you seen this guy named Robert Pattinson, he's so ugly!
*4 years later*
Izzy: O.M.G!! Edward from Twilight is like so smexy!! he makes me have the BIGGEST orgasm.
Smart kid: thats the same person you said was ugly 4 years ago...
Izzy: NO ITS NOT!! cause Edward's a vampire and everyone knows vampires are the sexiest!
Smart kid: when did you decide that? when Twilight came out?
Other kid: come to think of it, every girl decided that vampires are sexy since Twilight came out.
Smart Kid: Izzy is such a Twilight Bitch
A common software mod for the wii. By use of a glitch in "Zelda: Twilight Princess," you can play unauthorized homebrew software and illegal copies or backups of wii and gamecube games without having to install a modchip. It also enables you to play games from other regions (ie Japanese games on a US Wii).
Because the hack requires loading a hacked save file, a Wii, a copy of "Zelda: Twilight Princess", and an SD card are required. And it requires a GENUINE copy of the game for WII, no gamecube or pirated versions.
This *does* void the warranty, but only *if* Nintendo finds out.
"Whoa, how'd you play that Japanese game on your American Wii without installing a mod chip?"
"I used the Twilight Hack. Go look it up on Urban Dictionary."