Pussy Clause

If somebody uses lame excuses to get out of things or situations that they "pussed" out of.

Jim "dude i so could take you!"
Tim "Bitch Please! lets go!"
Jim "idk.... my toe hurts... i can't fight now... but i could take you any other time!"
Tim "Dude... seriously don't try to use the pussy clause on me! Get the sand out of your vag."

by omniphile/phobe August 22, 2009

santa clause

when you shit in a sock and slap someone in the face with it.

Gent 1:Aye chap, why you always have to wail on me. I'd much rather prefer a santa clause.
Gent 2:Righto

by shib January 26, 2005

Sticker Clause

When a sticker is placed on ANY part of an iPod touch, weither it be cool, non-cool, limited edition, or always available, the price of said iPod touch is reduced to 20 dollars.

Jenny put a Zumiez sticker on her iPod touch, so she cant charge me more than 20 dollars due to the sticker clause.

by Apple Inc. September 9, 2009

clause-trophobia

The extreme and paralyzing fear of Santa Clause or Santa related paraphernalia.

Walking through the mall and seeing a man in a red suit with white lapels, sparked John's Clause-trophobia.

by Zack Bunker December 11, 2006

santa clause

used when someone aks you a question but you dont wanna answer and are annoyed in a way.

'who paid for that drink?'
'Santa Clause'

by JJ June 30, 2004

Santa Clause

A pedophile who visits children on Christmas

Child: Mommy Santa Clause visited me last night. Mom: What did he bring you? Child: He called it a hand job!

by TheKamiSama0 October 14, 2012

Santa claused

When a Male/Female Finger another woman or beats off a man and gets skeeted on their hand. They then apply skeet to partners chin and/or cheeks. Usually done when not wanting to see this person again.

Kyle Derosiers

Stephanie Cumbed on my hand so I santa claused her and she never did it again.

by Kyle Derosiers January 23, 2007