one-two punch

A simple alcoholic cocktail made from roughly 50:50 proportions of carbonated soft drink and cheap cask wine (otherwise known as goon). Typically this is done to mitigate the taste of the wine.

Goes down easy and makes you queasy. Except for fruity lexia, which makes you sexier.

Christ, this goon's rough. Bloody get some of that Sprite or whatever shit the kids are drinking and lets mix up some one-two punch.

by Anis Payne April 6, 2018

does a straw have one or two holes

A straw has two holes

Does a straw have one or two holes? Yes there’s a hole on one end and a hole on the other

by The smart dude December 7, 2017

one two tuck manuvour

When a male has an erect penis and he tuck's it into the top of his trousers so that no one in the room can see it.

i need to do the one two tuck manuvour mate im hard

by Louis Joy February 19, 2006

one two three NUT

When u nut (orgasm) with the quickness..

bitch sucked me dry next thing u know one two three NUT! on her mothafucking face gee

by I C U M 1 September 12, 2010

is bullshit one word or two?

A sentence I like to use when someone has been stating assfacts.

Just see some of the more 'popular' definitions on this site to see places where this is applicable.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Eye one two cup

Based on Icup, say eye one two and spell cup, here's the trick

Me: say eye one two and spell cup
Person:eye one two cup (I Want To See You Pee)

by Arianator101 March 30, 2022

Type one or type two

on webcam sites, type one is a girl who is willing to get her tits out and type two is the opposite.

hey babe are you Type one or type two-
type one, look!

by jezzabee January 10, 2010