Alcoholic

Someone who wakes up with a hangover only to start drinking again, regardless of what they have to do that day.

"Man, my head hurts. I must have had a blast last night. Ah, crap! I have to be at work in 30 min. I'll just grab 2 long-necks and be on my way!" This is a true Alcoholic.

by Hebb December 20, 2009

Alcoholism

What came out when Poverty had sex with Despair.

Alcoholism is growing up so fast!

by Pelican7 October 29, 2014

Alcohol

The drug that we have to take to get high because cannabis is illegal.

"Hey, man. Got any weed?"

"Nope. I'm fresh out."

"Damn it. Looks like we'll have to drink alcohol, then."

"Yep!"

by Rizzmeister June 19, 2013

Alcohol

The antidote to reality.

reality is for people that can't handle drugs and alcohol.

by SuperTech August 28, 2006

alcoholic

Someone who drinks in the shower.

That motherfucker was drinking a keystone in the shower. That motherfucker is an alcoholic.

by Motherfucker Dick September 1, 2008

Alcohol

Alcohol is used for various purposes. Many people are drinking it, but it is also used for medical purposes (i.e. to sanitise your hands). It's ok to use for medical purposes, but not ok if you drink it. Drinking alcohol will not only harm your own body, but will also destroy other's lives.

Alcohol is haram in Islam because it is harmful. Don't drink alcohol.

by Jaga Kesihatan Diri July 8, 2022

alcoholic

A person who always feels two drinks behind.

"I just woke up, how can I already be two drinks behind?"

or

"Alcoholic? What's that?"

by Teo Cherub July 15, 2009