(TURD TRANSPLANT)
A Turd transplant is where two people decide to take a Shit. Then they freeze the turds and label who's turd is who's. After the turds are good and solid they lube up their own anus and insert the other person's turd into their own ass. Then they hold it until the turd is ready to be evacuated. They attempt to shit the others turd while the other one lays under his ass and masterbates. TURD TRANSPLANT
Captain Clitoris decided to do a turd transplant with his dog.
by Pimpshooga April 22, 2017
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The type of organ transplant that a socialist receives when he goes into the doctor's office, dressed as a samurai (or general malcontent), and says, "I'm not going to pay alot for this transplant!"
Hillary demanded a meineke transplant and died of complications two weeks later.
by Dr. Prudence September 28, 2007
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While undertaking a shooting activity, 2 animals are lined up, the rifle is fired and once the projectile passes through the first animal it brings with it various organs that end up in the second animal's body
Hey Jimbob, this animal had 2 sets of kidneys, No steve they just had a rapid organ transplant
by Bloody Vaginal Belch August 9, 2021
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Originally, a joke from "comedian" Tom Meyers detailing an experience at a 7-11 convenience store. A customer somehow communicates to Tom that the customer had a sick friend or family member. Tom observes a customer purchasing an assortment of junk food, then his sharp comedic mind generated the punchline for this infamous joke.

"looks like someone had a bong hit transplant!" Bam! The legion was born. The advance quality and sharp mind of this comedian got the attention of the Cum Town podcast. This "joke" remains the longest recurring joke on the podcast, the r/cumtown subreddit and the entire comedy world.
Can you stop doing comedy, Tom? No, it's not like I had a bong hit transplant.
by MOMOTORCYCLECUMBOY April 28, 2018
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Migrating mainly from large, rural-based, state colleges: a univer-city transplant is a suburban-raised college grad who moves to the city which (they claim to originate from) shorty after school, in what they believe is a major step toward adulthood and individuality; but in reality is a parental-funded extension of the Greek-run college town bubble they so desperately miss.
UCT’s will commonly form small packs and take up residence in the city's trendiest and most expensive neighborhoods. The reasoning behind which is the aforementioned mom & dad financial support system and an irrational fear of not living "where the action is." It is a HUGE plus if any of these neighborhoods happen to back up against the campus of a city university as the local establishments will likely cater to the college-esque activities (bar crawls, tailgating, etc.) that they hold so dear.
Besides what is located within the boundaries of the neighborhoods they live in, univer-city transplants have a little more than a tourist’s knowledge of what a city may have to offer. However, they frequently try to affirm their self-proclaimed city-dweller status by dropping names of places that they consider to be hidden gems. In most cases these are well known institutions that even someone from out-of-state could point out. The use of Facebook to boisterously announce their newest “discovery” or “favorite spot” is also an annoyingly common trait amongst UCT’s.
"Gotta dig fall in Chicago! Love this city this time of year ;)"
-actual Facebook status from a UCT who has never experienced fall or any other seasons within the Chicago city limits.

Univer-city transplant: Hey man, my frat buds are having a birthday party @ Duffy's by my apartment, you should come!

City Resident: I don't think my wallet can handle Lincoln Park bars tonight. I'm going out in Uptown.

UCT: You don't have to make up neighborhoods just cause you don't wanna hang out, man.

City Resident: ...
by I'm just sayin'.... November 25, 2010
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Someone with no brain. AKA a friendly way to say "idiot".
Idiot: *says something stupid*
Person 1 : "Do you happen to be a brain transplant donor?"
by babyeater29126 April 28, 2015
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A person who moved from the east coast to the west coast.
That blue-eyed redhead east coast transplant girl turned me down man!
by Adnan Rocks November 16, 2008
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