one how no one likes; the butt of all jokes
Blair and David are the biggest goobers at ARGS
by the cool one from surry May 13, 2005
1) chocolate cover pnuts
2) a big ol booger hangin outcha nose
3) someone being a tard; bein dorky on purpose
4) same as number 3, but NOT being done on purpose
5) a lil wee-wee
1- Hey girl, hand me one of them goobers before the movie starts

2- Woah buddy, getchu a kleenex, you gotta big ol goober

3- Omylanta, you are such a goober!

4- Omylanta, ugh, he is such a goober...

5- When my cousin was little, so was his goober.
Any male caucasian who lives in the south, regardless of their level of education. Also highly likely to be inbred.
The south is full of nothing but Goobers and Spearchuckers.
by Song Of The South August 04, 2004
im pretty sure its a candy... like peanuts covered in chocolate or sumthin lol.... maybe raisins or carmal in chocolate i dunno
I eat goobers!! yum!!
by *~Kelsey~* May 26, 2004
someone who does something extremely uncool.
Oh my gawd, you are such a goober!
by Sheila S February 04, 2004
1. A chocolate-covered peanut, often served in conjunction with raisinettes.

2. A wad of semi-hardened mucus which accumulates in ones nose.

3. A doofus- or ineffectual and silly person.
Pass me some goobers!

Look at this huge goober I pulled outa my nose!

My friend Eric is a total goober!
by Malcolm X-crement January 02, 2004
a naively foolish husckster, usually marked by big eyes and skinny legs
"With his large, glasses adorned eyes, Billy was surely a goober."
by spiritualdishwasher November 05, 2003

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