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A word originaly used by Homer Simpson while on a rafting trip full of mishap and adventure and later when he became a missionary.
by Matt Jack June 28, 2006
Variation of 'Jesus' first invented by Duke Ellington so as not to be beaten by nuns. Borrowed by Frank Zappa and, from there, by Matt G.
Jesus: Daaaaad, do I have a brother.
God: Uh, no, not that I know of.
Jesus: Then who's this 'Jebus' everyone keeps talking about?
God: Uh, no, not that I know of.
Jesus: Then who's this 'Jebus' everyone keeps talking about?
by mavi August 30, 2007
by Vampyro March 8, 2005
was originally transcribed by a naked goat named judith on a hillside in freckleton, this hillside was very hilly and grassy and was the hillside where jebus removed the chocolate egg which blocked him from getting out of the cave where the rumans chucked some lettuce making him want to go in, this is a true story BELIEVE ME!!!!!
a little hen want ing to cross the road to get to the other side but getting squashed in the process by a mighty being named jebus the holy moly god of chickens.com, visit at ye peril. IF U DARE!!!!!!!!!
by Ralfh October 14, 2004
1. Never play online with jebus. He always uses the 'walk on water' hack
2. SMITE HIM, JEBUS!
3. 'Missed the bugger'
2. SMITE HIM, JEBUS!
3. 'Missed the bugger'
by LM July 7, 2004
Person: Jebus your ghay
Jebus: You will regret that *uses power to shrink persons penis*
Person: :'-( hey, give it back
Jebus: You will regret that *uses power to shrink persons penis*
Person: :'-( hey, give it back
by CalumT May 6, 2005