An openly gay band of 'brothers' that (suck each others dicks) wears tight ass jeans in hopes to get straight guys to think its 'cool'.
by M4KMVR October 4, 2008
A trio of homosexuals that create simple, bland melodies that are extremely popular among the mainstream media for no apparent reason.
"hey who are those fags from disney channel that make those shitty songs?"
"Oh, you mean the Jonas Brothers?"
"Oh, you mean the Jonas Brothers?"
by KEEPitREEL March 18, 2009
Someone once said that, given an infinite amount of time, a thousand monkeys with typewriters could write out the works of Shakespeare. As for the Jonas Brothers : One monkey in five minutes.
Jonas Bro 1: Hurry up monkey, we need a new song!
Monkey: HOOO HEEE hOOOO HEEE!
Jonas Bro 2: Holy shit! That monkey's talented! Alright guys lets go record this.
And another Jonas Brothers song is created, ready to receive the adoration of their devoted fans.
Monkey: HOOO HEEE hOOOO HEEE!
Jonas Bro 2: Holy shit! That monkey's talented! Alright guys lets go record this.
And another Jonas Brothers song is created, ready to receive the adoration of their devoted fans.
by upyurs December 22, 2007
An untalented, overrated band consisting of Nick, Joe and Kevin Jonas who all claim to have 'purity rings' and be virgins, yet they still sell sex to little girls. They are under one of the tightest contracts that Disney has to offer, so they will continue to sell sex to little girls as long as they live.
by Velvette August 19, 2009
a three person band who wear extremely tight skinny jeans to make it look like their dick is bigger than it actually is.
Kayla: Who are those people, and why are their jeans so tight?
Karolina: Those are the Jonas Brothers...duh!
Karolina: Those are the Jonas Brothers...duh!
by Knightsarecoolx12 May 3, 2009
Retard-ginger-ass-lickers who think horny little girls like their music. But on the contrary these young girls want to feel the Jonas Brothers tiny tight little nothings. Their music sucks, they think that while they are playing live they can play a solo while holding down a power chord on the guitar for a minute and a half. Anybody that knows music and cares about the music not just the goddamned looks will all agree that their music is a huge pile of babies raped and devoured by a giant four foot wide vagina with razor sharp teeth. Anyone that considers this music should be raped, and at that whoever thinks this is "rock" should be killed by a brutal death. Goddammit Metallica is rock, Led Zeppelin is rock, Queen is rock, The Who is rock, but for all that is holy do not EVER consider The Jonas Bothers (yes i made that typo for a reason) music or else I will haunt your dreams.
Any girl that calls us jealous, take a look in our pants and see the difference, also who THE FUCK would want to be in a god awful band with the most shittiest songs?
Forgot to mention that their fan base consists of girls that want to fit in si they "adore" the jonas brothers and gay guys.
Led Zeppelin ROCKS!
Any girl that calls us jealous, take a look in our pants and see the difference, also who THE FUCK would want to be in a god awful band with the most shittiest songs?
Forgot to mention that their fan base consists of girls that want to fit in si they "adore" the jonas brothers and gay guys.
Led Zeppelin ROCKS!
Girl/gay guy:I Love the Jonas Brothers!
Us: Bitch please, shut up before I rip your pussy and/or penis out so you have no more hope of entering in sexual intercourse with the Jonas Brothers
Girl/gay guy:I Love the Jonas Brothers!
Us: Shut up before we are forced to rip your ears off cause you obviously cant distinguish music.
Us: Bitch please, shut up before I rip your pussy and/or penis out so you have no more hope of entering in sexual intercourse with the Jonas Brothers
Girl/gay guy:I Love the Jonas Brothers!
Us: Shut up before we are forced to rip your ears off cause you obviously cant distinguish music.
by Franoit April 8, 2009
three kids who wish they could sing FAKES!! Fuckheads
Joe Jonas: pretends to be able to sing
Kevin: cant sing or dance...not aloud to talk
Nick: sings and dances and plays guitar and pinano....still sucks penis
Joe Jonas: pretends to be able to sing
Kevin: cant sing or dance...not aloud to talk
Nick: sings and dances and plays guitar and pinano....still sucks penis
by pureevil1990 May 19, 2009