A set of beliefs (usually to do with something supernatural) that serve as explanations such as; what made the world, what happens after death and how the world will end.
Unfortunately, even though there are 11,000 religions out there, people tend to judge all of them by the major ones, especially Christianity.
Unfortunately, even though there are 11,000 religions out there, people tend to judge all of them by the major ones, especially Christianity.
Kyle: Religion is a load of bullshit for the weak minded. All it does is cause homophobia and war and tell people they're going to hell if they don't do what they say. It's a money making scam. Jesus wasn't real and neither is God. Evolution proves it is wrong.
Jake: Dude, I follow Taosim. We haven't started crusades or witch hunts, we haven't killed gays and we don't believe in Hell. As for the God, Jesus and evolution thing, that's really ignorant because you've used religion as a blanket term for "Christianity". What have I done to deserve all this hate? Because honestly I'm getting sick of it and so are all the other non-Christian religious people out there. Check your facts before making up bullshit stories before judging us all by the abrahamic religions. In fact, check your facts on the abrahamic religions too because a lot of stuff you've said about them is bullshit aswell.
Kyle: Yeah well, dipshits like me tend to speak before they think.
Jake: Dude, I follow Taosim. We haven't started crusades or witch hunts, we haven't killed gays and we don't believe in Hell. As for the God, Jesus and evolution thing, that's really ignorant because you've used religion as a blanket term for "Christianity". What have I done to deserve all this hate? Because honestly I'm getting sick of it and so are all the other non-Christian religious people out there. Check your facts before making up bullshit stories before judging us all by the abrahamic religions. In fact, check your facts on the abrahamic religions too because a lot of stuff you've said about them is bullshit aswell.
Kyle: Yeah well, dipshits like me tend to speak before they think.
by Kikira May 27, 2008
Fake shit made by man. What people dont understand is that humans dont have souls, humans are simply creatures that started out as bacteria. Over TRILLIONS (even more) of years bacteria has evolved, which is how our planet and people and trees and dirt and dogs ect are here today. Now you may ask, "then why is there religions", well, people need to be tricked into "being civilized and follow a set of rules, or else...". The "or else" part is usually going to hell. The rules/commandments usually concist of "No killing" "No sex before marrage" "No stealing" ect, and if the rules arent followed, they tell you that after you die, you will spent the rest of eternity in a scary forsaken place called HELL, and if you follow the rules, after you die you will spend the rest of eternity in a peacefull loving place called HEAVEN...not true, when the human body shuts down, thats it, youre in a dead sleep, blanked out forever.
by Reggaetonist December 1, 2004
a group or person who have/has a minumum of 2000 followers. So to begin with, Christianity was a load of bollocks.
by Tom Reeves June 14, 2003
Person 1 - A bush talked to me.
Person 2 - Really a bush talked to you, what did it say? Let's live's our life based on what the bush said.
You stupid fucking cunts.
Religion
Person 2 - Really a bush talked to you, what did it say? Let's live's our life based on what the bush said.
You stupid fucking cunts.
Religion
by Deadwill54 September 5, 2012
by Misfate December 13, 2009
Religion: The classification of large scale communicable diseases that tends to affect people in the IQ range between 1 - 69 (rare cases exist in which it can propagate in minds above 69 IQ). The symptoms are classified by a widespread grandiose delusion, psychosis (losing the ability to differentiate what is real and not), unwarranted hostility, social isolation, megalomania, and often violence.
We all have the cure its just a matter of it being widely available, currently a vaccine(intelligence) is in production but it seems we will have a lifelong pandemic to account for.
We can only hope that the vaccine doesn't run out before a resurgence of this pathogen...
We all have the cure its just a matter of it being widely available, currently a vaccine(intelligence) is in production but it seems we will have a lifelong pandemic to account for.
We can only hope that the vaccine doesn't run out before a resurgence of this pathogen...
"Insert any religion" throughout time has had the unfortunate side-effect to turn countrymen against one another, nations against each other, and even has the ability to tear families apart.
by The Voice of Reason and Logic January 13, 2012
n. Socially induced schizophrenia
Tony experienced religion. He became convinced a giant man in the sky was watching him, waiting to throw him into a burning pit of fire. He claims the way to avoid this is to do whatever the voice speaking to him inside his head tells him to do.
by Skeptic91 January 11, 2010