Sarcasm

Something that nobody on the internet can ever recognize.

Sarcasm post: Man, why does it gotta be summer already? Being trapped in a small building and being forced to listen to lectures is the funnest thing in the world!

Replier: What are you talking about?!? School sucks! You're retarded!

by danthaman15 June 23, 2009

Sarcasm

If you're American that's probably why you're here looking for the definition.
Sarcasm:
mocking humor, or the use of irony to make a joke.

"what is the weather forecast for tonight"

"dark"

Sarcasm at its best

by Justforsarcasm January 12, 2017

Sarcasm

A verbal reflex against stupidity. In my opinion one of the best types of humour.

- Sarcasm

*Man stumbles from a bar holding his stab wounded stomach and bumps into Guy*

Guy: Watch it prick!
Man: Oh I'm sorry. Is my dying getting in your way. Forget calling an ambulance, buy this man a drink.

by Ashleyy(: February 20, 2009

Sarcasm

A defense against stupidity.

Statement: Do you have a bathroom?
Sarcasm in Reply: No, we wear diapers.

by BigMamaSoapyCarrots January 23, 2018

Sarcasm

The most hilarious way to respond to anything. Usually a stupid comment becuase you may just sound retarded saying something sarcastic to something smart.

A dad looks at his son eating a cookie and asks "what are you eating?"

To that the son uses sarcasm and says "green beans."

by ILJS April 29, 2009

sarcasm

Bodys Natural Response Against stupid.

Stupid:sarcasm is a gay way of insulting.

Me:You're just too intelligent for it.

Stupid: Of course i am.

Me:I was being sarcastic, douchefuck..

by The Bon and only September 24, 2008

Sarcasm

The connection between the author of wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Sarcasm at its prime:

"I'm sorry, i thought we were having a state the obvious contest here"

"I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"

"Let me know if anything I say offends you; I may want to offend you again later"

by "Like this needs your input"" April 26, 2009