This broad is ugly af. She must have signed NAFTA.
by Hoss171717 January 18, 2022
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NAFTA stands for 'not a fucking thing, asshole'. It's what you utter when some dipshit criticizes OUR president.
Dipshit: What's wrong with that orange dude in the WH?

NAFTA!
by Unlearned Hand February 16, 2017
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The sexual act of when 2 girls perform oral sex on a guy simultaneously. Derived from the "North American Free Trade Agreement", in which the 2 girls represent Canada and Mexico, and the United States is the dick in between.
Last night I picked up these 2 girls and got some crazy Nafta.
by aSahn June 8, 2006
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NAFTA or "Nerf Action Football Throwing Activity" is a game involving 2 people standing at a distance of 10 feet from each other, throwing 2 Nerf footballs back and forth at the same time. The nerf balls must be of different sizes!

"Endurance NAFTA" is all about how many times the ball can be thrown back and forth before it is dropped.

"Speed NAFTA" is a test of how many times the ball can be thrown back and forth within a certain time frame (standard is 20 seconds).

All official records are to be documented on video and posted to You Tube or the official NAFTA blog at iplaynafta.blogspot.com.

The world's top quantum physicists have yet to prove that a score of 29 or above is humanly possible in any variation of NAFTA.

Thursday is International Endurance NAFTA Day.

NAFTA lovers are encouraged to contribute to the Official NAFTA blog by posting pictures of themselves playing NAFTA in front of famous landmarks around the world.
"Yo, you want to get in some NAFTA after work?" asked Billy.

"What kind?" inquired Herman.

"How about some Speed NAFTA," Billy suggested.

"Yeah, let's do it. But I need to stop by Wal-Mart first and pick up two different sizes of Nerf balls first," Herman replied.
by NaftaLover May 23, 2007
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- excessively spicy
Damn, this food is NAFTA.

Hey sugar, you looking NAFTA.
by Shaggy November 6, 2003
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A drink trifecta, popular in Ohio, in which the patron is served a Molson, a Bud and a Corona, drinks all three, and then leaves without paying.
I had a NAFTA Special at TGI Fridays and it didn't cost me a dime.
by Texas Haz June 16, 2008
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