A new series on USA that could of been a quality series, but is unfortunately nothing more than a "PC" (politically correct remake.
by Piranha March 25, 2005
'A couple of lines of Kojak and I wasn't depressed for a month. Who loves ya, baby? No-one, and I don't care!'
by Oddwards August 10, 2008
by Kojaks September 20, 2017
A smoking hot, naturally bald, or balding man. This coveted man may also be considered a fox, solely due to his balding. He owns it. He is not wanting for confidence, or hair.
"Yo dude, I am really worried about my gf travelling for work. Her assistant is a real Kojak.."
"Oh no bro! In that case, you should be."
"Oh no bro! In that case, you should be."
by Darknlovelyali July 22, 2018
by elemental June 28, 2005
A choice parking location. So named because Telly Savalas's character Kojak always found great parking spots, even in crowded urban locations.
by Jimbonator December 4, 2004
Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls
by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004