Those hot chips that turn everything red (even your poop) that you can eat with everything and it's hella good.

Recipe:

Take a plain bagel and toast it lightly
Take plain cream cheese and put a lot of it on the bagel
Put a lot of hot cheetos on one side, put a single layer on the other.

Smash the sides together and what do you have?
A CHAGEL. =
Denaynay: I want some hot cheetos and cream cheese
Jonqueesha: Man, just slap em on a bagel!
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Small misshapen male genitals plagued with an intense rash. Often a genetic inheritance resulting in generational shame.
I courted her for a fortnight before she found out about my Hot Cheeto.
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When you put hot stuff all over your penis, insert your shlong in a hot Cheeto bag, and wait in a convience store until a black girl purchases you and sucks off all the hot Cheeto dust and hot sauce off your penis.
Sophia: yeah I got some hot Cheetos at the store, want some?

Mike: No stop my penis is in there.
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When a guy has sex with a girl whose on her period and isnt told. And when he pulls out his dick is bloody.
Did you hear Matt got a Hot Cheeto from Kelsey.
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(n.) the basic food source of all fat maxicans. you can tell an addicted vato by the signature red stains on the fingers, lips, and sleeves.
yo couse. go down to tha cowna sto an buy me sum hot cheetos widt this 25 cent.
by joe shmoe February 27, 2003
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Where you cover your dick in Lucas powder and a girl gives you fellatio
most white girls don't like Lucas unless Its a hot cheeto
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