An extremely promiscuous woman, a slapper, a slut, often has STDs, will have intercourse with most men, will administer oral sex to all men.
She's a crumpet.
by Diulailomo April 4, 2004
Small creatures that live primarily under couches and beds. They resemble cotton balls or soot balls or dust bunnies, although any smallish and round object with eyes and legs may be referred to as a crumpet. Most have stick-like arms and legs without knees or elbows. Crumpets are generally non-gender specific. Most people are unaware of their existence.
As I was eating my plate of crumpets, one tried to escape and I had to stab him with my fork as he ran across the table.
by Goobermaster January 19, 2005
"Dude, i got four fingers into her crumpet"
"Yeah, the crumpet was a little hairy, but she had a nice rack..."
"Yeah, the crumpet was a little hairy, but she had a nice rack..."
by Chode Master September 6, 2003
the derogatory word for the slit between a womans legs. on asian women this is called a crumpetttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!! and on the french it is known as a crossiant. some are pink some are brown and you even get the purple ones but all in all the all serve the same function and that is, anal sex.
man: can i butter your crumpet?
woman: if i can butter your rod
man: id like to see you try bitch!!!!
woman: if i can butter your rod
man: id like to see you try bitch!!!!
by xcczxczxc February 26, 2009
-Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay: A 'crumpet' is "when a girl gives you an English pastry while you're sitting on the patio taking a tea break!"
by Blake A. Eveleigh May 24, 2008
by r0x0rmyj0x0rz April 4, 2004
A vagina with an evergrowing yeast infection. In the sun the yeast causes the genetalia to rise like a crumpet being baked.
by Niggslayer November 10, 2004