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while in the act of being naked and in the shower with a woman. the man drops his sac to the lowest point that gravity allows. then the woman proceeds by crawling underneath and between his legs, causing her face to directly hit his soapy testes. thus creating the same cleaning effect as a car going through a car wash.
damn, I just gave sonyah the best car wash of her life. but I think her pimples rubbed off on me though. now I've got zitty balls.
by thee hammer October 8, 2007
by andrew March 21, 2005
during an orgy one male stands with his legs spread. Woman and/or transvestites crawl through the mans open legs. During which the man excretes feces and urine on to the passing humanoids.
by vasdfvd dsafgasdfds November 24, 2004
A temporary oral condition caused by contact with extremely hot food (i.e. pizza) in which tiny strips of skin peel away and dangle from the roof of one's mouth.
by 10Triggers October 28, 2005
After engaging in sexual intercourse the male takes his penis still with the fluids on, and wipes it on the partners face. This making her look like she has been through a car wash.
by Kevin aka G-Money January 30, 2008
When a girl rubs her hair back and forth over a guy's dick until he cums making it look like a car wash.
Debbie totally swished her long hair over my johnson last night till i came. Bitch looked like she was my dick's car wash.
by LacrosseRob91 February 14, 2009