1. A school known primaryily for its football, though it has three less national titles than it's superior rivals Oklahoma.
2. A school embarrassingly immune to logical or coherant thought, most exemplified by the God-awful nickname of it's mascot, BEVO!!!
2. A school embarrassingly immune to logical or coherant thought, most exemplified by the God-awful nickname of it's mascot, BEVO!!!
Guy 1: God, who thought Bevo would be a good name for a mascot?
Guy 2: The University of Texas.
Guy 1: Oh, well that makes sense now.
Guy 2: The University of Texas.
Guy 1: Oh, well that makes sense now.
by How does 5-7 taste? December 8, 2010
University of Texas is for rejected IVE league-wanna-be-bound Students who had to resort to a fallback school whose colors are burnt orange( being the colors babies shit out their ass), with a mascot being a cow (should we be shaking of fear?)-way to represent the state of Texas guys. A&M has a dog that could possibly have an aggressive aspect to it, and thank god at LEAST one of the Texas schools represented in the big12 has a mascot with a GUN huge props TEXAS TECH.
In the middle of a city, the campus is stacked up upon itself purposely so students who are hippie-mary j smoking freaks have something to look at while discussing their liberal beliefs in the conservative southern part of the country. HEY smart asses, if you all were so smart why didn’t you just go up north and bitch about liberal politics up there? Oh wait you WERENT smart enough to go there that right, my bad.
All the fruits attend this school in hopes that it will boost their ego and self esteem.-when it wont. Just makes them look even gayer.
Texas thinks they are the shit. Even though this past year the only team they couldnt beat in football was Texas tech university- way to get owned after all yalls shit talking HA. UT students think they are so smart-especially when they dare to consistently make fun of other schools such as A&M and TexasTech for example; ranting about how low their grades are and hope stupid they are when in REALITY there’s probably more STDs floating around UT Campus due to the anal-hippie-lovin-gay-sex, then what goes on up in Lubbock.
And oh wait, sorry Other Texas schools don’t suck cock for good grades and money to stay at UT.
UT is over rated. they need to get the long horns that are so stuck up their ass its causing stupidity due to glorifying their cult of orange shit-cow praising-anal fucking 'AWESOMENESS' YOU go UT woo!-Not.
In the middle of a city, the campus is stacked up upon itself purposely so students who are hippie-mary j smoking freaks have something to look at while discussing their liberal beliefs in the conservative southern part of the country. HEY smart asses, if you all were so smart why didn’t you just go up north and bitch about liberal politics up there? Oh wait you WERENT smart enough to go there that right, my bad.
All the fruits attend this school in hopes that it will boost their ego and self esteem.-when it wont. Just makes them look even gayer.
Texas thinks they are the shit. Even though this past year the only team they couldnt beat in football was Texas tech university- way to get owned after all yalls shit talking HA. UT students think they are so smart-especially when they dare to consistently make fun of other schools such as A&M and TexasTech for example; ranting about how low their grades are and hope stupid they are when in REALITY there’s probably more STDs floating around UT Campus due to the anal-hippie-lovin-gay-sex, then what goes on up in Lubbock.
And oh wait, sorry Other Texas schools don’t suck cock for good grades and money to stay at UT.
UT is over rated. they need to get the long horns that are so stuck up their ass its causing stupidity due to glorifying their cult of orange shit-cow praising-anal fucking 'AWESOMENESS' YOU go UT woo!-Not.
Jim: Hey man where you go to school that allows me to wear colors that babys shit out their ass and so i can be a snobby cock-sucking homo?
Bob: dude University of Texas all the way man. its the biggest over rated school EVER. best part. your mascot is a cow.
Jim: UT BOUND!
Bob: dude University of Texas all the way man. its the biggest over rated school EVER. best part. your mascot is a cow.
Jim: UT BOUND!
by BAMFJen101 March 6, 2009
The most overrated university in the nation. The students are either extremely arrogant and entitled or redneck pigs. Everyone thinks they're so smart cause they go there but in reality they're just a bunch of stupid losers.
Morgan: Hey man, I'm so smart because I go to the University of Texas
Carl: Actually, you're a fucking dumbass
Carl: Actually, you're a fucking dumbass
by GameGetter69 December 15, 2019
1) school of higher education in austin
2) home to some of the best sports programs in the nation, great music, and diversity
3) we're texas!
2) home to some of the best sports programs in the nation, great music, and diversity
3) we're texas!
1) i wish i was cool enough to go to the university of texas.
2) the university of texas is better than texas a&m.
2) the university of texas is better than texas a&m.
by kate March 27, 2005
by JRD June 27, 2004
also known as tu
students are called tea sippers because they are a bit limp wristed
Full of hippies and queers
students are called tea sippers because they are a bit limp wristed
Full of hippies and queers
by JP January 28, 2005
a school for hippie liberal left wing queers who like to have sex with their sisters and family and suck longhorn cock.
by hate tejas August 27, 2008