Sugar Land-- probably one of the greatest suburbs ever!! So what if we wake up and pick out an aqua colored lacoste polo, some 511 skinny's, put our beautiful feet in brown leather sperry's and tuck our Louis Vuitton wallet and iPhone into our pockets?! Our parents work hard for us to have the chance to live in 750,000 dollar houses in Shiloh. And i personally enjoy driving my metallic BMW to my school (Strake Jesuit baby!!) And yes, my nanny/maid/cook/au pair is NOT english, she's ITALIAN!! But who cares... and if you're jealous too bad!
"So my old gucci wallet tore from the top!"

"Ohh crap-- how much was it?"

"Hmm.. like 400-- but my parents bought me a LV one instead.. it was only 600!"

"Ahh.. thank god we live in Sugar Land and can afford that!"
by popthecollar---strake April 1, 2009
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Guess you can't afford Memorial,Sucka. Or you're middle class Asian and Memorial won't let you play.
Person 1: Did you hear Sally and Biff moved to Sugar Land, TX?

Person 2: Damn, guess he isn't doing that well. Hope they like Dim Sum.
by SuburbiaSucks June 5, 2011
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code word. a date. lowkey, but not at the same time.
"Joanne, where are you and Ralph right now?"

"we're volunteering at the city of sugar land."

"oooo a d8!!"
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