"Damn Bro your shit is Dito!" or once the word is out that a man has this title he is simply then called "Dito"
by Jessica October 29, 2003
Normally the best friend of a guy that may like you or of a guy who wants to know everything that you do. Ditos have eyes on the back of their HEADS so WATCH OUT!! They tell the guy EVERYTHING that you do and then some.
Edgar: OMG Stan did you know that Kaitlyn smoked?
Riley: No way!!!!
Edgar: Yea SO TRUE
Ian: Edgar you are such a DITO!!! Kaitlyn hates smoking!! You liar!
Riley: No way!!!!
Edgar: Yea SO TRUE
Ian: Edgar you are such a DITO!!! Kaitlyn hates smoking!! You liar!
by LunaLovely April 13, 2008
Jabbing someone in the kidney or lower ribs (ribs 6, 7 and 8) with the fingers of one hand extended to form the shape of a creditcard.
by Andrew Brownlee July 16, 2004
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Whenever you have a hand full of Doritos and throw them down someone’s pants and spank them to crush the chips.
by Whalley_30 December 1, 2017
by TechnoGuyRob November 8, 2006