an extremely small town in texass with houses nowhere near it available. Almost everyone is beautiful, but with sucky personalities and almost every girl will get pregnant time and time again before she even graduates highschool. it has a shit movie theatre where you can never watch a movie without it getting fucked up. The entertainment of decatur consists of walmart, mexicans, and tanner turlington. Everyone knows everyone and there's no such thing as a secret. Lucky people who live in towns with a population of over 1000 with probably make fun of you by replacing the d-e-c with dick or dyke. everyone rides horses but almost no one listens to country music. the highschool is the nicest thing in the whole damn town, and you will be reminded of it every time you get caught chewing gum in the building.
i fucked my cousin then rode my horse to decatur.
Decatur. Where even the name is country.
"lets order hookers man!"
"nah lets just go to decatur"
Decatur. Where even the name is country.
"lets order hookers man!"
"nah lets just go to decatur"
by tonto ridin the buffalo August 16, 2008
The most badass school in Maryland. Watch who u mess with or you'll get punched in the face. The school is known to always have smoke leaking out of the bathrooms. It's a great place to be!!! Just don't get raped.
by Hzajd118 January 17, 2018
by isabelsmom27 May 7, 2015
The sexual act of blowing your nose inside of a vagina and then preceding to have sex. Can involve a bloody nose.
by The Famous Mikee February 8, 2009
When a woman is face down, ass up and cheeks spread. A line of guys take turns pile driving her ass until she has a steaming hot rosebud looking like the raspberry filling hole of a jelly doughnut. Then the guys all drizzle her ass with their loads leaving it looking like a fresh glazed jelly doughnut.
Before the big game Andrea invited the entire football team over for a Decatur Doughnut to show her team spirit.
Difficulty Level 5 (Lots of moving parts to make this happen.)
Difficulty Level 5 (Lots of moving parts to make this happen.)
by Broncho GeBall November 10, 2017
Decatur is a small town in Texas. Located north of Dallas, it is a farming community, for the most part. For the uninitiated, in simple to understand language, it is a synonym for Heaven on Earth. It is possible to find angels, divas and other heavenly bodies residing there. The streets have colorful names that depict their origins, such as Farm to Market Rd #2264, written simply as FM 2264 when addressing mail for the postal service. People there are uncommonly open and friendly towards strangers and there are no social clicks beyond everybody is everybody's friend. Summer is hellishly warm, subject to tornadoes, while winter is colder than a well digger's hind end in January during a snow storm. However, spring more than compensates for the extremes of summer and winter, with prairie flowers sprinkled generously along the roadsides. Decatur is the very reason why it is said "God blessed Texas".
DD: Where have you been?
CC: I went to Heaven on Earth(sigh)
DD: Oh. You went to Decatur, Texas again.
CC: I went to Heaven on Earth(sigh)
DD: Oh. You went to Decatur, Texas again.
by C.C.What December 14, 2011
by num156 January 13, 2010