"Yes I am a capitalist, hey don't call 911, I cant afford an ambulance!"
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A country that uses capitalism as its form of economy.
The USA and many other countries are Capitalist.
by Anonymous July 19, 2003
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One who believes in or practices capitalism.

Believes he/she should make as much money as inhumanly possible by any means necessary--or unnecessary. Commonly followed by "pig".

Capitalists are not sympathetic to the poor because they believe that because THEY became rich, anyone can. They believe that poor people are just lazy.
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A man who is amazing at marketing things that destroy other products. Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs is a genius at selling his products. He is THE capitalist.
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Fool #1 - Ha, ha. Due to my capitalist greed I now have enough to live off for several lifetimes.

Fool #2 - Ha, ha. Due to my capitalist greed I got a double portion of bread soup from this soup-kitchen someone else provides for me. Ha, ha.
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Many times thought of as an antithesis to socialist, even though every industrialized country has varying aspects of both ideologies constituting its economic mode of production and sociopolitical system. People who support capitalism usually refer to it as "natural," associate it with hard work, and believe that socialism would "redistribute the wealth" or take from one class to give to another, as if the richest people in the world actually produced the wealth they hold and that everyone has a fair shot at that wealth.
There are two options either Stalin's USSR or the US, nothing more. If you aren't capitalist, you believe in mass murder and inefficiency.
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One who has an affection for the use of capital letters.
Andrew: FUCK ORF
Greg: R looks a lot like F when capitalised. You CAPITALIST PIG!
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