by ElCaptino March 7, 2010
The classic art of putting beer on a higher emotional level than anything already possible. This mainly affects men, but it has been known to spread to the female gender.
by d00mcake September 21, 2010
<Random man> *drinks beer*
<Random woman> *also drinks beer
<RM> Y HELO THAR BUTSECKS!!!!!!!
<RW> Okay!
(The next day...)
<RM> Why am I in another person's bed? And why am I in my underwear?
<Random woman> *also drinks beer
<RM> Y HELO THAR BUTSECKS!!!!!!!
<RW> Okay!
(The next day...)
<RM> Why am I in another person's bed? And why am I in my underwear?
by dj gs68 February 13, 2004
Beer is an almost white-yellow clear to a pitch black thick liquid made out of barley, hops, water, and yeast. Barley is boiled in water to turn its starches into fermentable sugars and then hops is added to bitter the beer so as to add flavor. Then the liquid is poured into a fermenter and allowed to ferment for a week or two, then its sent to a secondary fermenter to condition it and make it more drinkable. Then it is bottled and stored for a week or two in a dark area so it conditions further. Then you chill it, then crack a few open with your friends.
Liquid crack, game in a can, charm in a bottle.
Liquid crack, game in a can, charm in a bottle.
Little Timmy had one too many beers and puked all over the sidewalk.
Timmy loves beer because it gets him laid.
Timmy drinks beer to forget about his crappy life.
God:"Sorry making the world a shitty place to live, have some beer"
Timmy loves beer because it gets him laid.
Timmy drinks beer to forget about his crappy life.
God:"Sorry making the world a shitty place to live, have some beer"
by DeathMonkey January 18, 2006
by C.B.C.S. May 28, 2008
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beer is .... the necter of the gods... the oil for the machine of the human body... it helps ugly people get laid
MARK: i am watching the movie "emily rose" she was realey ugly but now that i have had some beer she is kind of hot.
by wc4122 January 14, 2006