The best city on earth. Home to the Space Needle, Puget Sound, Clouds and misconceptions about the amount of rain. New York City gets more rain than Seattle however their are ALWAYS clouds. In the winter the clouds form an impenetrable dome of darkness and sadness. Except that when it's sunny Seattle is the most beautiful place on earth.
Tourist: "I brought an Umbrella, Raincoat, Rain-boots, and Parka for my trip to Seattle"
Seattilite: "Dude, it doesn't rain much here"
Tourist: "You Lie!!!!!!!!!"
Seattilite: "Dude, it doesn't rain much here"
Tourist: "You Lie!!!!!!!!!"
by tpenguin August 8, 2012
Seattle, WA is known as "the Emerald City". This may be because of the tall evergreen trees that populate the area. Bill Gates lives around this area, and the Space Needle does too. Starbucks, Windows, and other big businesses got their start here, too.
Seattle: My home since FOREVER!!!
by MagicalAwesomenessIsMagical August 15, 2012
1: wanna go to seattle for some seafood?
2: fuck that. Sit in traffic for for 2 hours to pay 12 dollars for parking to pay 160 bucks at a restaurant filled with people in manbuns and hearing the far at the next table talk like "oh my God! This food is fab!" No thanks. Fuck Seattle. They outta burn that place to the ground
2: fuck that. Sit in traffic for for 2 hours to pay 12 dollars for parking to pay 160 bucks at a restaurant filled with people in manbuns and hearing the far at the next table talk like "oh my God! This food is fab!" No thanks. Fuck Seattle. They outta burn that place to the ground
by Speak the truth, spare noone May 18, 2020
Seattle is a major city positioned in the Pacific Northwest, close to the northern border of the U.S.. It is the base of Boeing, Starbucks and Bank of America as well as the home of the Mariners and the Seahawks. Seattle has its own airport, King County International Airport, or KBFI or KCIA, as known otherwise. Seattle hosts a huge population of people, mostly mexicans and Asians. The Mexicans are a growing problem because of they're invasion of America, but the Asians are almost always the nicest people you'll meet. Another problem is "Laptop Gangsters" who walk around town drawing graffiti. Usually seen wearing longsleeve collared shirts with a dark green 100% cotton pull over handme down from his big brother who cuts down trees. Weather wise, it's quite rainy, but in the summer months, its as hot as it is in Iraq on a cold day. Seattle also hosts the Museum Of Flight, Experience Music Project and many other museums. The food in Seattle is good. If you're on a wine taste with a wine budget, head to Ipanema, the Brazilian Barbecue restaurant, if your a wine taste on a beer budget kinda guy, your screwed in Seattle.
Seattle Regularly
Mexican at the Park Talking To His Friend: Mayyyn I'm going to sc-ud-rue joo up mayn
Mexicans Friend: Awwww hayo naw, you can't tooch dees
Me: Go play cross country.
Asian Woman Who Serves Samples At Costco: Oh hello thaya, you have some of my sample?
Me: Of course! ....... Wow Delicious! I'll buy all of it.
Asian Woman: Ohhhh you no need do that, I give you all free!
Me: Thanks!
See what I mean?
Mexican at the Park Talking To His Friend: Mayyyn I'm going to sc-ud-rue joo up mayn
Mexicans Friend: Awwww hayo naw, you can't tooch dees
Me: Go play cross country.
Asian Woman Who Serves Samples At Costco: Oh hello thaya, you have some of my sample?
Me: Of course! ....... Wow Delicious! I'll buy all of it.
Asian Woman: Ohhhh you no need do that, I give you all free!
Me: Thanks!
See what I mean?
by Scienceorderandreality June 25, 2009
Some shithole in the Northwestern USA that liberals like to make look good. It’s actually just a dump and is the asscrack and rectum of North America. Almost all people from the Seattle metro area are drug addicts and bums. They are also all hippies.
People from Seattle are very miserable people and are very stupid and are pseudo intellectuals and also Democrats. They are closeted Communists and Marxists. They also have poor taste in everything and are also delusional. They are also clueless but believe themselves to be smarter than everybody else.
People from Seattle are very miserable people and are very stupid and are pseudo intellectuals and also Democrats. They are closeted Communists and Marxists. They also have poor taste in everything and are also delusional. They are also clueless but believe themselves to be smarter than everybody else.
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