topular function

gettin head. oral sex.

Aye yo i heard u got that topular function last night RS.. nah i got head dumbass, same thing hoe

by DirtyBubby April 12, 2018

Functioning crackhead

A crack head that does drugs and can still go to work, do school work, etc.

My uncle a functioning crackhead because he does crack and going to work.

by Breyy March 30, 2021

Functional Fucker

A person who fucks you hard for hours and then makes you food and drinks .

He's a functional fucker alright, after we had sex he made me a sandwich!

by Mrs Brak August 26, 2017

Functional Dump

All dumps are functional its just that only some are more functional than others. A truely functional dump is one of which there is no real experience because it is purley functional e.g. you are extremely busy and the your sphincter starts sending messages that a dump is imminent however you don't have the time to enjoy it so it is simply a quick sit and shit. There is no time to experience the ambience of the W.C. i.e the sights, sounds and smells. There is no time to enjoy the relief that comes from dropping the kids off

Sorry I can't stop to talk. I've just had to take functional dump 'cos I've got a shit load of stuff to do.

by Rob-Dog-UK April 21, 2005

Mother function

The mathematical way of saying motherfucker, : An insult to a person's well being, or replacement word.

Forget this mother function test

by Kingdom forest March 28, 2017

cognitive function

Brain power

"I got in a car wreck. Now I'm a vegetable."

"How are you typing? "

"Cognitive Function Bitch"

by Dick ThunderSword May 9, 2015

Functional Idiot

A person who suffers from functional idiocy.

The clear winner of the competition for Chairman of the Fraternity's Event Planning Committee was the best looking, most popular, functional idiot on the board.

by ljgunner September 9, 2009