Man, Shawn be tripping over this girl Caroline. Shiiiiiiiit, he be a DHP dawg. Straight up to the fullest.
by REX KWON DO April 30, 2012
DHP is an acronym for Dick-Hard Pills. These come is a variety of brands such as Rock Hard 72-hour power and Extenze and are commonly found next to condoms or a register at you local gas station. The first known use of this term was in Abilene Texas in late August 2010.
by Whettin Inn Manager August 30, 2010
A DHP is a Desperate Homosexual Predator and can be found mainly around the Blackpool ( south shore) area. You can spot a DHP lurking in the dark corners of Pepes gay bar and also in flamingoes, hiding in the toilets. The way to trap a DHP is to put some sushi/nigella cookbook/a horse figurine with wings into a bear trap and to wait. Be warned, DHP's are highly aggressive and will bite your hiney
by forfucksake123456 May 4, 2009
A unique phallac organ in which the glans protrudes far more than normal, giving a swollen or tumerous appearance. The only current known infectee is David, though those who know of it refer to it as DHP. The true cause is unknown, though similar symptoms may present from swelling injuries of the groin area.
by Justin 'Frozencat' October 1, 2005
by motherfuckinprincess May 13, 2009
A unique phallac organ in which the glans protrudes far more than normal, giving a swollen or tumerous appearance. The only current known infectee is David, though those who know of it refer to it as DHP. The true cause is unknown, though similar symptoms may present from swelling injuries of the groin area. Clearly detectable on site.
by Mysterious Rex October 2, 2005