Boys...The Song

This song is a very easily obtained torture device brought to you by Smile.dk (that's the band name). It only works on straight males or lesbians. The reason for this is...well, just look at the lyrics in the example section (I hate examples). Now you know how to torture your boyfriend. I recommend not using it on your lesbian girlfriend if you're a lesbian.

Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna feel your body)
Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey)
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl)
Be my lover boy

Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna feel your body)
Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey)
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl)
Be my lover boy

Hot summer time
Always something on my mind
A kind of magic in the air
I'm on the run
To a sunny paradise
Burining beaches everywhere

I'm just a girl who's looking for some fun
It's time to get things started
So come on everybody

Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna feel your body)
Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey)
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl)
Be my lover boy

Hot summer night
Always makes me loose control
It feels like heaven now I'm free

And all the boys
If you want to feel the heat
Just come along and play with me

I'm just a girl who's looking for some fun
It's time to get things started
So come on everybody

Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna feel your body)
Boys Boys be my boy (Tonight I'm ready honey)
Boys Boys be my boy (I wanna be your lover girl)
Be my lover boy

Use this well.

by Pyro-Cryo Master November 30, 2004

Farmer Boy Song

A song going by the time of Barbie Girl

Lyrics:
“I’m a farmer a boy

In a farmer world
I eat cheese

And sum cabbage

You can smell my feet
Put me in your cleat
I go squish squash
In your quish quash..”

“Did you hear the Farmer Boy Song yet? Its sooooo goood”
“Quishquash is life my nigga”

by Spicycactusman January 5, 2019