I pray, you pray, we all pray on the Osprey
by Daddy Two Stroke May 21, 2021
noun.
A creature that is able to combat the evil generated through the hideous spawn known only as "The Beast." Only when the Osprey come together and give their call with striking unity will peace be brought to the world and freedom be brought to Michael Cranford.
See also: reee
A creature that is able to combat the evil generated through the hideous spawn known only as "The Beast." Only when the Osprey come together and give their call with striking unity will peace be brought to the world and freedom be brought to Michael Cranford.
See also: reee
And so it was said that in grave and dire times, the Osprey would emerge together and call out to battle and destroy The Beast that plagued the world and ripped freedom away from our whipped friend.
by Monkey-University of Maryland November 14, 2004
by Atthis December 6, 2011
(Pandion haliaetus) The Osprey is a diurnal, fish-eating bird of prey with a cosmopolitan range. It is a large raptor, reaching more than 60 cm in length and 180 cm across the wings.
by TheOsprey_ September 10, 2021
The coolest, most kind person you shall ever meet, some say they are a poggers mf, they also may have extensive knowledge on birds.
by TheOsprey_ September 10, 2021
A 63 year old manasquan, new jersey nightclub so phenomenal it can only be open 15 weekend nights per year.
"osprey, the" n. where you go Friday and Saturday night, memorial day through labor day, unless you are bottomfeeding at Leggett's
Appropriately named after a native predatory bird, the Osprey is home to "the band room", where an at-capacity nerds night feels like the first time you discovered your own genitals and the "boom boom room", a place where the beats are hard enough and the dancefloor is dark enough to.... make you feel like the first time you discovered your genitals. Either way, you're leaving this meatmarket covered in genitals. A 10 dollar cover charge goes towards maintaing the bizarre murals and mirrors of the BBR as well as a navy seal trainer to keep tommyshortshorts's quads in perfect bronzed shape. If he's not the man you prefer to wet your whistle, then surely euromullet can supply you with the red bull and vodka you need to hump a panama canal sized tunnel through brielle rd beach. The owner's hair looks like she found it in the delorean that's always parked on 1st and she's taking us back in time with her hitleresque ban on flip flops. We thank her, however, for the corpse she hired summer 2009 to mop the floors. But get there at just the right time or you'll be waiting on line til they play "runaround sue".We can only collectively hope that it may last another 63 years... so that our children's children may also open their bud light scented mouths and belt "take me home tonight" into the sea air.
Appropriately named after a native predatory bird, the Osprey is home to "the band room", where an at-capacity nerds night feels like the first time you discovered your own genitals and the "boom boom room", a place where the beats are hard enough and the dancefloor is dark enough to.... make you feel like the first time you discovered your genitals. Either way, you're leaving this meatmarket covered in genitals. A 10 dollar cover charge goes towards maintaing the bizarre murals and mirrors of the BBR as well as a navy seal trainer to keep tommyshortshorts's quads in perfect bronzed shape. If he's not the man you prefer to wet your whistle, then surely euromullet can supply you with the red bull and vodka you need to hump a panama canal sized tunnel through brielle rd beach. The owner's hair looks like she found it in the delorean that's always parked on 1st and she's taking us back in time with her hitleresque ban on flip flops. We thank her, however, for the corpse she hired summer 2009 to mop the floors. But get there at just the right time or you'll be waiting on line til they play "runaround sue".We can only collectively hope that it may last another 63 years... so that our children's children may also open their bud light scented mouths and belt "take me home tonight" into the sea air.
by rooftopbaby September 12, 2009
by Gwen Bennet January 31, 2008