choader

An individual in possession of a choad. Used either as literal description or figuratively, as an insult.

Poor chap, turns out he's a choader.

Get the fuck out my face, you choader!

by Big Pete December 3, 2003

A choader is a cock that is as long as it is wide.

I went to bang this chick, but she got so frightened by my paint-can lookin' choader that she ran away.

by 444 March 3, 2005

Die Hard With A Vengeance? More like Die Hard With A Choader.

by Spike Jonez October 24, 2004

An individual in possession of a choad, either iterally or used as an insult.

Poor fellow, turns out he's a choader.

Get the fuck out of my face you choader!

by Big Pete December 3, 2003

i am a choader

Clam Choader

Clam and choad soup, contains various choads and clams.

Billie was hungry so he asked his mom to make Clam Choader.

by Dr. Feltersnatch September 2, 2006

A jobless, middle age, man that usually lives in his grandmas or parents basement that plays video games all day and jacks off with Cheetos dust.

In your town due to choader’s there is a Cheetos shortage. (2 per customer)

by Long and left October 15, 2022