Dedouche

The way in which douches deduce info and come to decisions. For example they must dedouche whether or not to spike a girls drink, join a fraternity, spike their hair, or wear a extra small shirt as an adult male.

He has the dumb look on his face because he can't dedouche which Nickelback cd to buy.

by CODIKITTENS May 28, 2010

Dedouche

To logically conclude someone is a douche.

Mary: Have you met Brad?
Kim: Yep, total tool.
Mary: Agreed. Glad we dedouched that.

by Jjiggawhat May 24, 2014

Dedouche

Someone of french origin who is, without any hint of a doubt, a douche.

"Look at that frenchy fag. What a douch."

"Yeah, man, He's Dedouche."

by Dr. A.E.FuckHer. July 19, 2009

Dedouching

The act of deducing whether or not a guy is a douchebag, fuckboi, etc, or not.

Friend 1: hey you gonna hang out with Brock again?
Friend 2: idk I'm still dedouching

by AyyyyyyyyyyyY August 14, 2015