Magic: The Gathering

A trading card game that doubles as a girl repellant. If you are afraid of girls, buy boxes of these cards.

Girl: Are those guys playing magic? I think I'll take a detour.

by TakeTheVeilCerpinTaxt August 6, 2005

Magic: The Gathering

A game by nerds for nerds.

I like to play Magic: The Gathering because I am a nerd.

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

Magic: The Gathering

A card game, played by spending lots of money on pretty pieces of cardboard.

Magic: The Gathering of Virgins.

by RabidSquirrel April 2, 2003

Magic: The Gathering

A card game where the winner is decided by who can cough up the most money to go to a comic book store and buy the grossly overpowered older cards. The #3 cause of prolonged virginity in 20+ year-old males, only behind Everquest and Dungeons and Dragons.

I play Magic. I also cry when I masterbate.

by Vit July 1, 2003

Magic: The Gathering

A card game designed to provide entertainment for furries and neckbeards. May cause social retardation and erectile disfunction

Nerd: Wanna play Magic: The Gathering this Friday ?
Other nerd: Thanks but I'll be busy jacking off to anime

by FuzzyDanglers February 27, 2019

magic the gathering

Best. Cardgame. Ever.

My polar kraken just kicked your ass

by WooHoo April 8, 2003

magic the gathering

crack in the form of cards

it will consume you....

"I just got a sweet new pack of mtg"

by Nubcakes March 31, 2005