Look at all those cucumbers... John is quite the "Pickle Farmer."
by tacojohns32 February 5, 2011
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A woman who takes money from men for who knows what in exchange; emotionally unavailable; and always lies, cause she's taking money from someone's man.
A pickle farmer causes men to pass up on a good woman and/or ruin a good thing cause he is going after the whore he can't have.

She doesn't want the guy - she just maskes sure you can't have him.
I'm not dating Scott anymore, he is too distracted by the Pickle Farmer.
Jan broke up with Tommy. She found out he paid the Pickle Farmer $200 for a pair of her dirty underwear.
by jv1020 February 21, 2014
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One who enjoys another individual's penis.
However, this term is more widely used in regards to male homosexuals.
Joe is definitely a pickle farmer, did you see the way he was staring at that man's package.
by b_killin' foos August 7, 2006
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