shower massager

The so called "Ultimate" sex toy for women..they say its better than the human penis..

You better be getting your woman a diamond ring if she has a shower massager because SHE WILL NOT NEED YOU!

by James Lowe June 19, 2004

shower massage

Masterbating in the shower. When men do it it can lead to a build up of cum scum.

Adam:"I woke up with morning wood but my wife wouldn't put out"
Mark:"That sucks, what did you do about it?"
Adam:"What could I do? I went into the bathroom and gave myself a 'shower massage'!"

by Grendel177 May 30, 2016