When a large group are assigned to a big rush job, one or more quietly disappear.. only to suddenly appear for a short while, as though performing tasks involved in the project. NOT! They are slipping off to text or other private tasks of their own. They are.. 'ghosting the job'.
Boss: 'Hey you guys - have you seen Russ or Dave?' Um.. yeah, they were just here a second ago.. but I can't see them now. Oh, here they come. Boss: 'You two are screwing the pooch! Quit ghosting the job and get busy!!'
by Century25 October 1, 2013
while wearing a sheet with holes for the eyes and mouth. The act of oral sex is performed. while the female is the wearing the sheet/ghost costume. The guy must be spooked or it will not work.
Also known as "Geej", "GJ", "Ghosty", "Ghost to the most"
Also known as "Geej", "GJ", "Ghosty", "Ghost to the most"
by macock, Jmurk, dr. rob, Gjcobe July 11, 2009
Brock: Hey man, have you had any action lately?
Kyle: I don't even know, I may have had a ghost job.
Kyle: I don't even know, I may have had a ghost job.
by lockenload23 August 8, 2016
You get a Ghost Job when your girlfriend says she is going to give you a blow job later but never does.
Bro1:"Hey man, every time I give my girl head first, she gives me a Ghost Job."
Bro2:"Damn, those are the worst!"
Bro2:"Damn, those are the worst!"
by dicknose May 7, 2014
Getting a blow job from a ghost. This has only ever been known to happen to Dan Aykroyd's character in Ghostbusters.
I slept through the ghost job because I passed out when the ghost lady floating above me undid my pants.
by ghost fan June 10, 2008
Jobs that don't exist.
Originally based on a New Zealand Land Transport commercial where the main character was offered "ghost chips". "Ghost jobs" refers to a photo from this meme featuring the Prime Minister of New Zealand offering non-existent jobs.
Originally based on a New Zealand Land Transport commercial where the main character was offered "ghost chips". "Ghost jobs" refers to a photo from this meme featuring the Prime Minister of New Zealand offering non-existent jobs.
by sarah280 November 10, 2011
A blow job fabricated in order to enhance a story or the sexual reputation of the teller.
First coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com
First coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com
Guy1: Yo, sick time last night...where the hell did Gary go?
Guy2: He left early with some chick, said he got a blow job on the beach after he left.
Guy1: HAAA, no way brah! That's awesome...Wait...wasn't it like 15 degrees out last night??
Guy2: Exactly, we're thinking it was a Ghost Job.
Guy2: He left early with some chick, said he got a blow job on the beach after he left.
Guy1: HAAA, no way brah! That's awesome...Wait...wasn't it like 15 degrees out last night??
Guy2: Exactly, we're thinking it was a Ghost Job.
by Davinci Fox December 30, 2010