clu

currently laughing uncontrollably (clu)
laughing uncontrollably (lu)
rolling on floor laughing uncontrollably (roflu)

Another less annoying version of 'lol'

Bronson:"I am currently laughing uncontrollably."
Tanthalas:"CLU!!!!111!!1!"
Bronson:"Exactly."

by BRONSON552 October 20, 2007

Clus

Clus: clitoris in your arse
Clusticle: a dry, over ripe, out dated clus

You're a clus! (derogatory)
Whey clus! (greeting)
So, how's your clus? (in reference to another thing)
Oi, punce, your clusticle is showing.

by Sketch June 10, 2004

clued

- stuck to an object using dried body fluids - usually semen

- usually happens to the outer labia or tip of the penis getting stuck to the underwear a few hours after masturbating or not washing the genitals after having sex.

origin

(n) cum + (n) glue

We finished our track runs and now my shirt's clued to me.

by mpeg1740 October 15, 2010

Clued-in

Opposite of "Clueless."

Knowing, in the loop; in possession of the right information.

His mother thought she was Clued-in, but she really knew nothing about what the kids were doing.

by WriteNow November 23, 2009

The Clued

bad ass mother fucker slapping your bitch ass

that hoe was talking shit so The Clued clued her in with a nice 5 across the eyes

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Clu

When and a ooutfit is hella fire

That fit is clu my guy

by JARREDCOCAINEMATTHEWS June 18, 2019

Blues Clued It

to figure something out. To put together various pieces of information to reach a logical conclusion based on the information gathered.
From the Childrens TV show where the host would discover what the Dog Blue wanted to do using 3 clues.

Mike:Ya i checked my GFs phone saw joe called her before she went "to the library" and noticed that she smelt of soomeones elses cologne.

Ike: Dude i Blues Clued It, shes cheating on you with joe.

by BDBG8andaQuarter2 August 1, 2009