v.
see fucking the dog
to do nothing, to waste time, to screw around, esp. when you are expected to be doing something
see fucking the dog
to do nothing, to waste time, to screw around, esp. when you are expected to be doing something
by luke! June 10, 2004
by Bill Brett March 5, 2006
to blindly force or pump your way into an unknown, usually dire, situation, with the majority of the pain and trauma primarily effecting the dogfuckee.
23:27 CitrousRapture: he has this absolutely amazing girlfriend and just proceeds to constantly dogfuck his way into the stupidest shit
by Matt Flynn April 18, 2006
by spammer April 6, 2005
v.
1. To annoy people consistently over a long period of time.
2. To be useless and screw up completely.
1. To annoy people consistently over a long period of time.
2. To be useless and screw up completely.
Person1 : "LOL! Look at the video. He is climbing the windows and snatching people up."
Person2 : "Wait, that looks like Nelson, my classmate in high school. He is just dogfuck."
Person1 : "He just got caught."
Person2: "Still dogfuck as hell."
Person1: "I know, right."
Person2 : "Wait, that looks like Nelson, my classmate in high school. He is just dogfuck."
Person1 : "He just got caught."
Person2: "Still dogfuck as hell."
Person1: "I know, right."
by DeathcureKat June 11, 2020
noun:
1) A condition were one feels the urge to have sex with a dog due to sick perversions or desperation
2) can be used to explain a "why" question that would have a drawn out or less funny answer than "because you have dogfuckitis", similar to because you touch yourself at night
Adj
1) Used to describe anything similar or related to dogfuckitis, most often smell
Dogfuckitis is a general slang term that can be applied to anything as long as it fits.
1) A condition were one feels the urge to have sex with a dog due to sick perversions or desperation
2) can be used to explain a "why" question that would have a drawn out or less funny answer than "because you have dogfuckitis", similar to because you touch yourself at night
Adj
1) Used to describe anything similar or related to dogfuckitis, most often smell
Dogfuckitis is a general slang term that can be applied to anything as long as it fits.
1) Joe: *walks into Dan's room* "Dude, it smells like
dogfuckitis in here."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get
the fuck out!"
2)Bob has a serious case of dogfuckitis, I walked in on him
and a Labrador...
3) Why is there sadness in the world?
Because you have dogfuckitis...
dogfuckitis in here."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get
the fuck out!"
2)Bob has a serious case of dogfuckitis, I walked in on him
and a Labrador...
3) Why is there sadness in the world?
Because you have dogfuckitis...
by dancesinblood1 October 18, 2011
A stupid lazy son-of-a-bitch who sits around doing jack-shit all day, and mooch's weed off you like a motherfucker.
by OH MA GURD February 28, 2010