A guy who had the chance to hook up with a girl twice, but fails.
Jerome, you're a snood! You could've had her!
by Televizz October 3, 2011
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"Man my friend Kylie was being such a snood, all she did was scold me and whispered something about me to her friend"
by funny_man 101 September 14, 2009
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A stupid game created by Dave (who's trying to feed his fucking kids, because he's too poor, apparently, to afford to clothe them properly) which will eventually take over the world, but which is now only succeeding in flunking out every college student in America. It is also more addictive than pot.
Instead of working on my research paper, I'm playing snood!
by Bettie, John, & Tiara November 18, 2002
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the female version of a gooch(the part between your balls and your ass crack).in this case the part between the gee and ass crack
iv got a really itchy snood
i cant believe you went down on her, she has snoodic lice
i had the most amazing snoodilingus last night
had the scuts last night and got shit all over my snood
by svendrew November 26, 2009
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the act of inserting your nose into a womsan's vagina and removing all the juices by snorting them out
by glanterncorps July 23, 2008
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A penis that is so short, the foreskin extends over it causing it to look much like an elephants trunk.

ie., the snood penis, aka "the ant eater"
Milan dropped trow in McDonalds and exposed his snood to the cubscouts in the ballpen.
by Hank Fuckface April 10, 2006
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Snood’ is the name for the fleshy appendage that hangs over the male turkey’s beak. It is a muscle which can contract whilst he is eating, but elongates when he is ‘displaying’.
"Wow billy look at the size of that turkey's snood!"
by Muttlee January 19, 2005
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