Another name for the album "Mobile Uploads" on facebook. A muppie is when a jappy, preppy or slutty girl uploads a picture. Usually taken on Blackberries and iPhones. In a muppie, girls usually pucker up and look at the camera. There are hardly any muppies where people are smiling. An album of muppies contains pictures of the following:
1. Something funny
2. Pictures of the uploader and friends and or family while they are drunk and most likely contains a drunk caption like "loveeeeeee you betch oxooxo fuyn night at the clunb <3"
3. Pictures of themselves before they go out, usually to a club or a party.
4. School
5. Pictures with older guys
1. Something funny
2. Pictures of the uploader and friends and or family while they are drunk and most likely contains a drunk caption like "loveeeeeee you betch oxooxo fuyn night at the clunb <3"
3. Pictures of themselves before they go out, usually to a club or a party.
4. School
5. Pictures with older guys
Before the club on Thursday night:
Callie: OMG bitchezz! We better not forget our Blackberries cus we needa take muppies with older guys!!
Carolyn: Kay I'll bring mine. But first let's take some muppies before we go.
At the club:
Alexa: Claudia, take a muppie of me with my Grey Goose!!
Claudia: Kay slut
Callie: Wait betch!! Me and Nat wanna join in!
On the way home from the club, they stop at McDonalds:
Alexa: Hahahaa look at this chicken nugget!! Looks like a dick..LOL
Callie: OMG we NEED to take a muppie..PRONTO
At school the next morning:
Carolyn: OMG Claudia you look like shit!! I'm taking a muppie. I'm also changing my BBM status to "Miss ya Tara"
Tara over BBM: OMG you obnoxious slut I hate you.
Carolyn: Claudia, Tara is beefing with me like every other person in the world, and it's for no reason. Obviously. Too funny. I hate that betch. Take a muppie of our BBM convo please!
Claudia: Kay betch
Callie: OMG bitchezz! We better not forget our Blackberries cus we needa take muppies with older guys!!
Carolyn: Kay I'll bring mine. But first let's take some muppies before we go.
At the club:
Alexa: Claudia, take a muppie of me with my Grey Goose!!
Claudia: Kay slut
Callie: Wait betch!! Me and Nat wanna join in!
On the way home from the club, they stop at McDonalds:
Alexa: Hahahaa look at this chicken nugget!! Looks like a dick..LOL
Callie: OMG we NEED to take a muppie..PRONTO
At school the next morning:
Carolyn: OMG Claudia you look like shit!! I'm taking a muppie. I'm also changing my BBM status to "Miss ya Tara"
Tara over BBM: OMG you obnoxious slut I hate you.
Carolyn: Claudia, Tara is beefing with me like every other person in the world, and it's for no reason. Obviously. Too funny. I hate that betch. Take a muppie of our BBM convo please!
Claudia: Kay betch
by scissorsister February 2, 2011
“Dem boys was out there fucking wit dat muppy”
“Im bout to hop in the muppy and see wassup wit my dawg”
“Im bout to hop in the muppy and see wassup wit my dawg”
by Browardteacher954 May 15, 2021
Middle-age urban professionals, aging yuppies, aging metrosexuals...typical preppy or conservative attire, Starbuck consumers, iPhone owners, luxury car drivers, town house or condo in the city, and regularly posting selfies on FaceBook while on vacation.
George Clooney, Steve Carell, Brian Williams, Barak Obama are examples of high end muppies. preppy yuppie professional urban middle-age muppie
by classifier September 5, 2013
1. A large, explosive shit, usually brought on by eating dominos pizza or drinking beer.
2. The act of taking a large explosive shit
2. The act of taking a large explosive shit
Wow Kevin! I can’t believe you ate so much food, you are probably going to have a great muppy later on.
by Kanyewhizzle February 14, 2021
Person 1. Hey man what you got to eat around here?
Person 2. I got some fresh mupiness.
Person 1. Muppiness, what's that?
Person 2. It's my penis.
Person 2. I got some fresh mupiness.
Person 1. Muppiness, what's that?
Person 2. It's my penis.
by Whiskered Rose January 12, 2022
by DA MUPPY MAN HEHE November 2, 2018
Look at that muppy go!
by Lauw Lauw April 6, 2014