Another name for the professional NBA team LA Lakers. It is used in reference to their poor play as of late. Meant to make the team sound more homosexual or childish. Can also be described as being the Junior Varsity team of Staples Center.
Bryan "Hey bro, did you catch the LA Lakers game last night?"
Chris "Naw man, the LA Lakies are terrible. Lets watch the Clippers instead."

Song form:
We're the LA Lakies of the lake

We think we are quite great

We have our fun and when we're done

We really smell like poop?
by DaLakies January 17, 2013
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