the passion of the christ

A controversial movie directed by Mel Gibson that came out in 2004. It is about the last twelve hours of Jesus Christ's life.

This shows the different views on this movie:

Christian Guy: Did you see The Passion Of The Christ? I loved it, was uplifting and now I love God more than ever.

Not-Religious Guy: I hated it, it was too bloody.

Aethiest: I didn't like it because it's just stupid Christians scaring children into being Christian.

Guy Who Does Not Exist: I'm pretty nuetral about the movie.

by Newbia May 31, 2004

the passion of the christ

A movie by the guy from The Road Warrior. A decent effort, however I noticed a lack of aliens, monsters, car chases, gunfire, and double anal scenes in this movie. Overall it is worth watching and I can't wait for Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ Part II: The Revenge Of Jesus, coming to theatres in summer 2009.

"Why did we pay 10 bucks to see The Passion Of The Christ when we could have watched our old vcr tape of The Road Warrior instead and spent the 10 bucks on weed?"

"Mel Gibson re-wrote the bible, therefore Mel is our God".

"I haven't seen so much blood in a movie since Dead Alive"

"In Mel We Trust"

"The Lashin' Of The Christ"

by french fries and gravy April 13, 2006

the passion of the christ

A film written and directed by Mel Gibson and starring his good friend Jesus.

A: I just saw "The Passion of the Christ"
B: I'd rather read the book
A: There's a book!?

by Alex Baldwin April 16, 2005

the passion of the christ

I saw it, I hated it. 90% of the movie is just beatings and Jesus walking his cross to its resting point. What a waste of time.

(Mel Gibson thinking) Hmm, if i make a really bloody movie, starring Jesus, everyone will go see it MUWHAHAHAHA!

by Oz March 24, 2005

the passion of the christ

The Passion of the Christ (2004) is a film about the last twelve hours of the life of Jesus Christ, financed and directed by Mel Gibson. It is a film adaptation of the traditional Passion play, a Roman Catholic tradition during the season of Lent. However, the film is also very popular with non-Catholic congregations.

Gisbon's "The Passion of the Christ" took the number eight all-time domestic earner's spot from "Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers."

by Mags April 13, 2004

the passion of the christ

good movie. im not gonna say it made me a jesus freak afterwards, or that it was horrible because christians are stupid...because there not, they just believe different things. im actually glad someone decided to make a movie showing what actually happened, since the bible didnt really go into enough detail to show what it was actually like. oh, and for the guy who wrote the 9th definition...jesus is real...hes in history boks, and hes accounted for in every religion...even athiests believe he was real...are you like...stupid? anyways, the point is it was the depiction of a man who was tortured for what he believed, and while i dont agree with the religion, i thought the movie, wile gory, was beautiful.

athiest (the stupid kind, not the nice ones): "that movie was horrible because im one of those prick athiests that think that im smart because i dont believe in anything, when actually i do believe that there is no god...thus meaning that when i say your an idiot for believing in something...im an idiot too"

super christian (southern babtist usually): "the passion of the christ was amazing!!!!! everyone who isnt instantly converted to my religion from whatching it is a satanist and will burrrrrnnnnn!"

sensable person: "nice movie...it didnt really move me twards this or that, and didnt draw me away..but nice movie

by freakincody7 May 18, 2008

The Passion of the Christ

A psuedo-snuff film. It's an over two hour film of an endless torture sequence.

Me: I saw "The Passion of the Christ" on opening day. It was a two hour torture sequence.
Someone: Two hour torture? Talk about being perpetuating.

by Kyle February 19, 2005