Floner

N. That place in between a boner and being flaccid.

Man I just saw this chicks boobs for like 10 seconds but i didnt get hard, i just got a floner.

by Noah beast August 27, 2007

Floner

When you get a boner when you see Flo the Progressive girl.

"I have such a raging floner right now"

by BrendanGB October 7, 2011

Floner

A semi-limp dick that is in between a boner and a flaccid penis. It is similar to semi cooked spaghetti, a soggy uncooked sausage and a pool noodle.

Man 1- I have a floner!!
Man 2- damn bro that blows. I had a floner last night and I couldn't even bang my grandma it was so floppy.

by IseWise March 27, 2013

floner

A weak boner or more of a flacid boner than a full boner.

I woke up and I had this weak ass floner with which I couldn't do anything, even my sister.

by ma++ October 26, 2006

floner

The term for a boner, which you get while wearing a flight suit.

When that chick walked by, it was difficult to control my floner.

by AFMG July 12, 2006

floner

while floating on your back in a swimming pool, you get an obvious erection that everybody notices and makes fun of you. ALSO know as a floating boner.

oh my god! look at tylers FLONER! haha

by floner1234 July 9, 2012