A guy named Michael who was able to finness his way to a 12 year olds heart for his whole sophomore year.
- "hes lean, hes mean, his girlfriend is 13, Michael "The Freshman Slayer" Webb!!!

- His GPA is Stressin, Hes 5 foot 11, His girlfriend was born in 2007

- His first name in michael, his punches are genocidal, his girlfriend just hit her first menstral cycle.

- He pulls the freshman in union, your crusin for a brusin, his girlfriend just got her first communion

MICHAEL 'THE FRESHMAN SLAYER" WEBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!
by Spooky JOhnny May 13, 2019
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A guy who hook ups with freshman at dances or mixers, when he is older.
AJ got with 5 freshman at the last mixer! What a freshman slayer!
by Da clique November 6, 2012
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An upper classman who takes the liberty of manipulating as many freshman as they can to become widely known on Facebook.
"Damn, heard he's a freshman slayer......" "Like his Facebook status bro."
by batking27 February 29, 2012
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