Fat Cake

Army jargon for snack cakes such as honey buns, zebra cakes, twinkies, muffins, hostess cakes, etc.

You've been eating too many fat cakes soldier!

by Grey23 April 20, 2011

Fat Cake

A cake that is white and fluffy with LOTS of frosting.

A fat dick with lots of "frosting" and a cherry on top.

unzip your boyfriends pants after you make him horny.

Haley-"Billy why are you being a Fat Cake?"
Billy-"A what?!?"
Haley-"A fat cake! your being a Fat Cake!!"
Billy-"A fat cake... SWEET!"

Shania and Haley- *laughing*
Taylor-"wait....what?!?"

by baseballchick December 21, 2011

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awesomely awesome... its a cake ball filled with marshmallow cream and covered in sugar! can be fried

a fat cake is like a peep but way better and awesomer

by Fat kids crave the fattness January 14, 2012

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A really fat person who sitts all day long

Charlie is such a fat cakes

by Andrew Hamilton April 3, 2006

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Fat Man Cake

No good scammer that should never be trusted with any amount of cash in runescape. He has scammed nearly 500mil+. He will befriend you one moment, and backstab you the next, don't give into his lies, he may convince you otherwise, but in the end, you'll just be his next victim. The only upside is that, he believes that runescape is more than just a game, it's his life, preserved in a server somewhere. This brings me, and many others great joy, because the more he scams, the more he is sucked into this imaginary world, and the more 'real' life he loses. Let's just observe him, slowly killing himself, and enjoy it. Doesn't that just make you feel all warm inside?

scammer, loser, child, immature, cunt, prick, tool, hillbilly(I mean have you seen his commentaries?), ah, I could go on for a while... but you get it fat man cake

by Wouldn't you like to know :3 January 8, 2012

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