Erectile Overfunction

When a penis is attracted to the nearest vagina by a magnetic force. Very powerful on a full moon (almost unstoppable). May result in female being torn in half starting at the vagina and taring through her head, if attraction is to powerful.

Quagmire: "Carl HELP!!! I have an erectile overfunction!!! I don't want any more blood on my penis!!!"

Carl: "I'm a dumb fuck."

Erectile Overfunction by Double Dick Trickle January 8, 2012

Erectile overfunction

Once per month men have an erection for one full week.

Dude I’m just went into erectile overfunction

Erectile overfunction by SponCom September 30, 2021

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erectileoverfunction

When the males pp gets hard hard for no reason at all. It also causes the pp to get hard for over 50 time in a average day. This might be caused by under using your pp or it has had enough of being dormant and wants to be free.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem john?
John: My pp gets hard more than usual in one day.
Doctor: You might have a erectileoverfunction.

erectileoverfunction by DrizzleDickJr September 10, 2018

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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