There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"
person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009
by -lmaofuckRJ- February 8, 2018
pickled penis has been known too happen to men who can last longer than 15 minutes so its a good thing, not a bad thing. ever seen your fingers after you've been in the bath too long
by madeyoulooklikeafoolhaha January 2, 2012
by Imran Bob Carr November 15, 2005
1.) When you're penis is the size of a pickle.
2.) When you're penis is green and bumpy.
3.)Someone who misses band practice to play World of Warcraft.
2.) When you're penis is green and bumpy.
3.)Someone who misses band practice to play World of Warcraft.
1.) Did you see Brett's dick? Its so small, like a Pickle Penis.
2.) See above statement adding the following: "Its small and bumbpy.
3.) " Aww, Brett's missing our practice for WoW AGAIN? Man, he's such a Pickle Penis.
2.) See above statement adding the following: "Its small and bumbpy.
3.) " Aww, Brett's missing our practice for WoW AGAIN? Man, he's such a Pickle Penis.
by Krinkly Pingas July 6, 2009
when the special ed kid puts his dick in a mason jar filled with pickle juice and makes optimus prime noises
by obama_prism October 31, 2019
by A scary vicar November 2, 2017