A Canadian Soda Beverage mixed with Promethazine Codeine Syrup. Basically just that Lean/Drank/Sizzurp/Muddy-Water with Jones instead of Sprite.
by EasterPinky November 22, 2011
-Noun dur-tee johnz
An act in which an individual, after defecating, makes use of the shower to cleanse themselves because of a lack of toilet paper.
An act in which an individual, after defecating, makes use of the shower to cleanse themselves because of a lack of toilet paper.
Tim: Hey there's no toilet paper left in the bathroom.
Bob: You need me to get you some?
Tim: No it's cool I just pulled a dirty jones with your shower.
Bob: Get the fuck out of my house.
Bob: You need me to get you some?
Tim: No it's cool I just pulled a dirty jones with your shower.
Bob: Get the fuck out of my house.
by LSDamn! January 4, 2011
The Dirty Jones or Durty Jones as it is sometimes spelled, is defined as the act of pulling out just before ejaculation during intercourse, grabbing the woman firmly by the hair on the top of her head, and upon ejaculation on her face, softly whispering "I'll be at the bar...don't call." (Important to note is that in order for this to work properly, the female typically must experience an orgasm immediately prior to pulling out.) It is known to have been originally used in Florida, USA, in the year 2000. However, there is evidence to support it's use as far west as New Mexico, USA in the latter part of 2007.
Just before he walked out, JJ surprised her with a Dirty Jones.
As he entered the room, JJ could tell by the tone of her voice, both of them were in desperate need of a Dirty Jones.
As he entered the room, JJ could tell by the tone of her voice, both of them were in desperate need of a Dirty Jones.
by A C E March 26, 2008
Act of nutting in your sister called Ella and the next day your friends call you Nutella meaning that you nutted in your sisters hole.
by My.nutted.in.me.help July 14, 2022
a person who doesn’t have the ability to grow anymore then a few pubes on their chin and fucks girls after a night out on their period.
by AnonymouseDood April 16, 2020
When a big tough guy chases down a short weak guy and beats him until shit runs down his pants and then the big tough guy wipes shit on his face, resulting in a shit mustache. Then they shit into the weak guys mouth.
It is also a variation of The Dirty Sanchez.
It is also a variation of The Dirty Sanchez.
by Asperger John July 3, 2020