the point at which one has smoked so much weed they lose all functionality to speak, eat, move, and generally function on an interactive level.
by The Great Stoned Man October 13, 2011
by john moritz August 30, 2003
Nik: "I didnt get home from the club till 4am, then I smoked a joint and went to sleep. there was no way I was waking up for work at 7am, I was comatoast"
by last-call August 16, 2011
by Teratogen May 3, 2011
The only satisfying food you can be bothered to make the morning after you drank yourself into a coma. Can taste like the perfect hangover cure.
by iBrowz-- August 28, 2008
by Makeempray September 27, 2015
You are so exhausted and hungry that you start to have auditory and visual hallucinations. Your responses are delayed and distorted, comatose becomes comatoast. Once you do respond, if you do respond to social interactions, your response can appear completely irrelevant due to the lag (in fact your mind and body have separated and it takes some time for your neural networks to reach the cave where your processing mechanism is hiding). You are unable to make appropriate choices and when the barista asks single or double to reply double if not triple. Your overindulgence in caffeine, alcohol, chocolate and sex fail to return you to a normal state. There is no known cure for comatoast but the state does lapse and symptoms may disappear for months at a time (especially when you abandon your worldly possessions, quit your job and wander in tropical countries).
I was waiting for my friend on a park bench, (within arms reach of caffeine) it was a lovely sunny day, I soaked up the rays and stared blankly ahead, I was so tired I was comatoast.
by cognitivecoma May 26, 2011