Parkered

To drink an amount of alcoholic beverage that isn’t deemed excessive but causes you untold coma like symptoms the next day. Normally seen at gatherings with friends where the person in question generally passes out in a tent for 12 hours and not surfacing even when your mates come to check on you whilst making excessive noise and shake your tent 🏕

Did you see bob last week at that show? He got so Parkered, it was hilarious!

by Brick Tops Henchman May 11, 2020

Parkered

To get very drunk. A variation on words like smashed, wasted etc. To be parkered is to go beyond your normal levels of drunken-ness, into an advanced state of slurring words, public dancing, refusal to go home and occasional falling over.

It was a big night last night.

Yeah, I was totally parkered!

by fasteddyking January 23, 2017

Parkered

Getting sucker punched and knocked to the ground by a much smaller person.

Dude, you just got parkered by a 12 year old girl!

by 0352 Doc October 12, 2011

Parkered

So drunk that you wait until your beer is warm to shotgun more of it.

Man, I was so parkered last night I went through a 30 Rack of Busch.

by riles1 August 27, 2008

A Parker

To bail on a scheduled event to "chill" with your gf/bf. Usually ending in intercourse in "undignified" places leaving traceable material behind and not returning to such scheduled events.

Parker: Hey Maggie just called she's about an hour away and wants me to go have McDonald's with her
Jason: You coming back?
Parker: Maybe
Dave: lets get high
Deniz: Parkers pulling "A Parker"
Marc: TAKE YOUR KEYS!

by Crooked08 February 13, 2008

Parker

Parker: Parker is cool, funny, athletic, and has a great personality! He is normally a very cute guy, and cares about another person's feelings. Since Parker is an athletic kind of guy, he often plays sports like football, soccer or maybe even basketball or baseball. He makes a great boyfriend and cares about his and only his girl! Don't mess with him or his girl! Parker's normally date girls of the opposite hair/eye color finding them more attractive! Most Parkers even date girls with specific names like Emily, Jessica, Madison, Sarah etc. Parker's also love to hang with their best guy friends and need some guy time every so often!

Girl 1: Dang, who is that cutie over at that lunch table?

Girl 2: Oh, that's Parker! I have history with him, he isn't the brightest, but he's really funny!

by NamePredictor01 July 23, 2013

parker

A mountain man. a very good looking dude. super sweet and nice. he may stare at you and seem to be in love with you; but you may never know. awesome in every way. very athletic such as rock climbing, skiing, speedflying, surfing, hunting, etc. ....but he never sticks around to tell you his real feelings if they were ever there?

parker is gone? is parker a chicken at heart? man or mouse?

by namemyname May 20, 2020