A creature that at times can be wonderful and others a pain in the ass. Most varieties come with assorted size and colored penises. Useful in the reproduction of new beings. Handy around the house when something needs fixing and is always there to fulfill sexual needs and desires. :-)
by Mjeezy August 8, 2003
A male human (?) who comes to UD to write "a woman must obey the three C's: Cooking, Cleaning, Sucking"* but still gets VERY upset when you call them primordial beasts, porn-crazed cavemen and uncivilized Neanderthals.
His usual response is to go to the woman section and write "useless skin around the vagina" for the hundredth time.
Huh.
* Btw, I know that sucking starts with S but a man on UD doesn't. So for him "cooking, cleaning and sucking" is the "three C's".
His usual response is to go to the woman section and write "useless skin around the vagina" for the hundredth time.
Huh.
* Btw, I know that sucking starts with S but a man on UD doesn't. So for him "cooking, cleaning and sucking" is the "three C's".
Man (actual quotes!): "A woman is the workhorse of the dominant class. They are only there to serve men. They are mobile dishwashers and objects, not people. They deserve to be slammed and beaten. Women should be eradicated!"
Woman: Lollololololololololol!!! The men of UD Uhuhuhu *making monkey noises* Hey Cavemen, who let you out of the zoo?
Woman: Lollololololololololol!!! The men of UD Uhuhuhu *making monkey noises* Hey Cavemen, who let you out of the zoo?
by The Happy Humanist February 17, 2010
A special species of primate that likes to touch itself, consume alcohol in place of water, have sex nonstop, smoke like trains, watch naked human women copulate with each other (lesbians), and other weird (suicidal) shit.
That man has been running back and forth to the liquor store and tobacco shed (and sex shop) all day.
by GlidedNoo November 22, 2015
someone who will protect you when feeling scared and someone who will listen when feeling confused. someone who you can lean on for support. someone who does need to belittle to feel like a real man.
by julia March 7, 2005
As Rudyard Kipling put it.
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!
--Rudyard Kipling
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!
--Rudyard Kipling
One who can equally carry his friend or his adversery mentally or physically and is direct, honest and able to make his own decisions.
eg. Wilfred Owen
eg. some of the general population.
eg. Wilfred Owen
eg. some of the general population.
by a February 26, 2004
90 percent of the definitions on "woman" are:
"useless stuff around the vagina",
"useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking", and
"mobile sperm bank and dishwasher".
You are not terribly smart, are you, boys?
"useless stuff around the vagina",
"useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking", and
"mobile sperm bank and dishwasher".
You are not terribly smart, are you, boys?
by The Happy Humanist April 20, 2010